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It's the aftermath of the Hearth Guard's conflict with Kuo-Darazj! They may get knocked down but they get up again! What about the fate of poor Delos? Why does Venaria sound drunk? Is that a fed? Let's find out together!


Content Warnings:
Course Language
The Occasional Bit of Innuendo
People Playing People Under the Influence of Pain Meds
Bad Accents
Hot Springs Episode

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SPEAKER_08

Last time at the Good Good Table. Poodaraj appears back on the field. You talk well.

SPEAKER_07

Hello?

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You honor your city. Feel free to blast some of these guys over here.

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And he will swing right back. His reminiscers get to go directly after him.

SPEAKER_06

All of it. 31 points of magic damage.

SPEAKER_09

Excellent. My what a good shot. And then he is going to take his swords and kind of shove them down into the ground. And three more zombies will show up.

SPEAKER_06

Do not coline.

SPEAKER_09

You wailed on him. You just unfucking loaded on him, and he he took every moment of that, and he reaches inside underneath his armor and he pulls out this lump of what looks like gray flesh. The shadow man told me I just had to be willing.

SPEAKER_07

No! It's connector marathon!

SPEAKER_09

So he will consume the flesh, and at first nothing happens. And then he'll bring the blades up above him. And bring them slamming down into the ground. Do you remember? The caverns under Haven Watch are right below you. As the ground erupts in red. And the ground underneath you crumbles and caves in. Just as a tally, Delos is unconscious. Venaria is unconscious. So you all fall, and unfortunately, there's nobody around to stop it. Venaria. You had the other share band of shared breath, didn't you? Yes. You automatically stabilize. Yes. Unfortunately, Dalos doesn't have anyone to help as they are crushed under the rubble and unfortunately dies. Jenova and Lunette, you watch as Kouodorage is stepping towards Lunette. Some winged creature erupts out of the rubble. It descends on Kouodorage. He is actually driven away by this creature. Unfortunately, we lost one of one of one of the hearth cards. Makes it sound like the player died. Elizabeth is still fine. Dalos is the one that died. But then there's also Jenna Jenova.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_09

She's still alive. So is Venaria, played by Brandon.

SPEAKER_08

Unconscious people don't say wings. This is true.

SPEAKER_09

And then accordingly as Lunette.

SPEAKER_06

Hi.

SPEAKER_08

I did a cool thing and then it passed out.

SPEAKER_09

At at at the end at the end there, we we had a brutal fight with with the Death Knight, and then some crazy winged thing came and and drove him off. But now we have the aftermath. So we opened.

SPEAKER_07

Secret cutscene? Death.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, to a secret cutscene. Dailos.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

You awakened in a workshop.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't know if I was actually gonna get to do anything. This is kinda cool.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, well, that's why I kept saying, but trust me.

SPEAKER_06

Trust me. Trust is earned, Alex.

SPEAKER_09

I'm trying to earn it right now, y'all.

SPEAKER_06

I'm going. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_09

Alright, so Dalos, you find yourself in a workshop full of like whirling gizmos and stuff. Like, think like Leonardo's workshop. Right? Um, there's like paper tacked to the walls everywhere. Uh sitting at a drafting table, kind of in the back of this room, is a broad man with a bright red beard and a receding hairline covered with goggles. He is wearing a plain linen shirt with sleeves rolled up under a pair of worn yellow overalls. He has thick leather boots that thunk heavily on the floor as he turns around and stands.

SPEAKER_08

Santa.

SPEAKER_09

It's a young Santa. At a distance you might think he was a small man, but he's actually quite large. He's just really broad.

SPEAKER_07

He's the proportions of someone who's smaller than he is.

SPEAKER_09

Right, yeah. Uh, if you didn't have anything else around him for scale, you'd think, oh, he's just a little guy.

SPEAKER_04

Scaled up.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Um but you, Delos. What form do you take?

SPEAKER_07

I mean he's probably most comfortable with the way he usually looks. If he had the option, he would probably choose to take, like, think whenever he was the most polished, the most clean, just like him in his most comfortable. Right.

SPEAKER_09

Excellent. Well, yes, you you appear as a shiny ass version of uh we say that better. Oh what now? Uh you appear as as a as a brilliantly shining pale blue version of yourself, kind of like made out of sowl. Uh yes, you were you are you were a spectral, ephemeral even. Non-corporeal.

SPEAKER_02

Yay!

SPEAKER_09

Yay. Uh but the the large man will smile and and walk over to you.

SPEAKER_00

Welcome back, delusion.

SPEAKER_07

Delusion? I can't say I'm familiar with that name. Are you talking to me?

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's yours. Who else would I be talking to? Is there anyone else in here?

SPEAKER_07

I don't know, I just got here.

SPEAKER_00

It's okay. Well, it's good to see you back here.

SPEAKER_07

And you are and where is here?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you're in my workshop. Don't you see? Look over there. There's my tools.

SPEAKER_07

Your tools are wonderful.

SPEAKER_00

Why thank you.

SPEAKER_07

What's your name again?

SPEAKER_09

Don't you can't you tell I'm trying to be distract from that?

SPEAKER_06

Uh can you shake it and not spray it? I'm sorry, that was mean.

SPEAKER_00

Well, uh depending on where you are, they might call me Ekne.

SPEAKER_07

I've heard that name lately.

SPEAKER_00

You could call me Papa. Or dad. I I hear is another one from somewhere. Yes. Papa? Papa, even? Whatever you prefer.

SPEAKER_07

Well, this is definitely a bit of a surprise. Um Aren't you mainly in Demora?

SPEAKER_00

Ah, well. I do operate there, yes, but uh I can't spend all my time there, you see. Oh here we are. But you you're here a wee bit early.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I certainly hope so. I didn't plan on coming here.

SPEAKER_00

I've I've I've I've got big plans for you, you see. But we just need to free you from that wee cage that you were in before.

SPEAKER_07

That is a little concerning. I wasn't aware I was I I you know I'm following Natanya. Is that a problem?

SPEAKER_09

That's okay. You'll learn soon enough. You still have work to do.

SPEAKER_07

Hmm.

SPEAKER_09

And then your vision starts to kind of fade.

SPEAKER_07

It was really nice to meet you, but also I have a lot of questions. And should I start praying to you or should I Delos will continue to do that?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, and your your your vision your vision goes black.

SPEAKER_07

Yay!

SPEAKER_09

Yay. More confusing visions. Excellent.

SPEAKER_07

So Delos is a shortened shortening of his actual name, is what I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_00

Delosion.

SPEAKER_06

Delosion. You gave you gave Acne a lateral lisp. Sorry, I had to remember the difference between a lateral and a.

SPEAKER_00

He's a Scottish Highlander.

SPEAKER_09

Yes. After that, you all awaken the the the the lot of you, the three of you who are who are still alive. You all awaken inside of a hospital room. After the shock, you just kind of uh you are you your your bodies are still in an intense amount of pain, but but you are alive. You are recovering. Um who you uh who was the least fucked up? I was like you uh Jenova. So Jenova, you you wake up first. And y'all you're basically you're in like a four-person hospital room. Uh Dalos is in a corner, like fully assembled, but not active or anything.

SPEAKER_07

It's weird. You guys you don't see him not active.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, like even even when Delos is doing that like kind of inactive, like you know, chilling out state to rest, like there's still something happening. Like Delos is still, but you you are waking up in a bed and you see Venaria and Lunette w uh asleep unconscious in other beds in the room.

SPEAKER_03

So Jenova is kind of stretching everything, feels very, very sore. Um kind of just looking around, and I'm covered in bandages. Um am I able to get up?

SPEAKER_09

Roll constitution 17? So 17. So you you manage to sit up and like swing your legs over the side of the bed, but you almost immediately start getting kind of lightheaded. Um you you get the feeling you probably could stand up, but you're not. You would regret it afterwards.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Um I look over at Delos because I know that it didn't look like he made it, and I'm very worried. And so I kind of like call out to Delos, Dalos. Hey someone.

SPEAKER_09

Oh yeah, as Nurse. Uh yeah, you're you you start calling out nurse, and someone kind of comes from around the corner and oh, you're away. Oh, oh my goodness. Uh are how are how are you feeling?

SPEAKER_03

I'm feeling very, very woo woozy.

SPEAKER_09

She like rushes up and does like the hand on your forehead thing, like, how's it go? Oh, okay. Frantically cast off your wounds. Okay, um, stay stay there. Don't move, stay in bed. Stay in bed.

SPEAKER_03

I have- how's my friend? Delos.

SPEAKER_09

He'll he's he'll be perfectly fine. Just stay stay there and I'll go get a doctor, okay?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09

She she will scurry away. Uh Lunette, you you wake up next.

SPEAKER_06

Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_09

Uh, and you and you kind of vaguely hear Genova like calling out, and then a nurse coming up and saying, Oh, I'll go get a doctor and and running out. Uh, but yeah, you you see much the same thing. Dalos is there in the corner, inactive, but the rest of you are there. Uh Venaria is still unconscious.

SPEAKER_06

Uh uh, I guess just like splayed out on the bed.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, Lynette is gonna be. I'm in a body cast. Fuck that. Yeah. No, absolutely. Venaria was thrashed.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so Lynette's gonna like get up, just it's like fully like uh just like what Yeah, you feel like hammered shit.

SPEAKER_09

Good fuck.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, why does this keep happening?

SPEAKER_09

Actually, roll roll constitution save. Or pardon me, check. Check.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so it's uh 14.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, yeah, you you try and sit up, and it is not not agreeing with you. You you you you manage to not hurl.

SPEAKER_06

Just imagine her trying to sit up. Nope, and she just like falls off the hospital bed. She's on the floor.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, an alarm goes off, and then another nurse comes in freaking out. And they help you get back up into bed.

SPEAKER_06

The robot. No, the robot, where is it? Uh everyone who's not dead, sound off.

SPEAKER_09

Uh Venaria roll roll constitution. No shit. We'll see if you wake up yet. 14.

SPEAKER_08

You you you do not quite wake up, but you hear her kind of like I I stir for a given value of stirring, because I feel like this is the full like arms and legs of special like the cartoonish level of body cast situation.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. No, because in in in Demora, like healing hurts. You're like forcing the body to heal very fast. So they tend to try and let the body heal itself first, so they don't send you into shock that might actually kill you. You know, so um yeah, so Venaria is still asleep. Um, but some nurses are now coming in, coming out, and there's actually you see Corin and that guy who is flirting with Delos. Ale.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Corrin and Ale both comb over and they actually start kind of poking at at Delos. Um and Dalos, you you start becoming kind of partially aware.

SPEAKER_04

Huh.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. And you can tell they're trying to. If you if you equated it to like a car, they're they're they're accessing your diagnostic port right now. They're they're trying to like plugging in the computer to see the code.

SPEAKER_06

How are you doing? Pulls out the snap-on scanner.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Yeah. Do not do an accidental factory reset.

SPEAKER_07

Please do not, the robot. Do I like wake up to that like enough to like shift?

SPEAKER_09

You you're like semi-conscious. Like you're not you're not really with it enough to like be moving around, and it feels like you're you're actually kind of like restrained in some way.

SPEAKER_07

So essentially what what they as they're clicking around, it just he's slowly the glow that you guys have always seen just like halfway comes on. Not enough that he's moving, just enough that he's not completely dead.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. You see, yeah, it's like slight, slight blue glow coming back on, but just very weak.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, Dalas. Yes, hopefully. I love having encounters with gods, especially ones that I don't follow.

SPEAKER_09

Like, wait, no, you're not the one I was expecting.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome to the fucking club, my friend.

SPEAKER_09

So, uh, yeah, you were all kind of slowly coming awake. Bunario, you want to try that constitution saving throw again? Or check. I keep saying saving throw. Check. 16. Excellent. Yeah, so you you come awake. And you wish you hadn't. Can you hurt?

SPEAKER_08

Did they like at least like take the armor off? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. No, you you're you're basically like that you're not quite in like the full body cast, like, I can't move at all, but you're basically a mummy with all the bandages they have on you. Can I turn my head?

SPEAKER_08

Roll a saving throw. Oh, gosh, there's a saving throw. Roll two Oh fuck no.

SPEAKER_06

Roll for spinal damage.

SPEAKER_08

That is that is a that is an eight, and that's with my aura. Yeah, you can. I guess I guess unless I'm incapacitated right now.

SPEAKER_09

You like start trying to turn your head and you like throw up a little bit in your mouth. No. That's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_07

Can I like try and talk to them while they're doing that?

SPEAKER_09

Um, so they're they're kind of tinkering around with you, corn corn and ale.

SPEAKER_08

Um let's let's let me let me roll for them.

SPEAKER_09

I don't see how they do.

SPEAKER_08

It's like your eyes are gonna light up. Hello, I am Daelos, your personal health campaign.

SPEAKER_09

They they they ping they ping like an actuator in your in your leg and it starts kind of kicking a little bit.

SPEAKER_07

You just see Daos suddenly have to shift weight off of that leg as it just like convulses.

SPEAKER_08

Well, yeah, you accidentally nutshot the dude that's flirting with you.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, oh, oh. Just kick him in the shin.

SPEAKER_09

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's okay. Just turn it back off. Turn it back off. Okay. Oh, okay. That was uh I'm glad glad to see the they're still kicking. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

They essentially hit the reflex like me things. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_09

But yeah, you're not you're not quite with it enough to actually talk yet, but they're they're they're getting you kind of put back on. They're just, you know, your technology that they don't understand 100% yet. Yeah, the rest of you are kind of awake.

SPEAKER_08

I pass out from the pain. Not even not even the body pain, the pain of turning my head and then throwing up and then just nope.

SPEAKER_07

I die instantly. Sleep, sleep time, sleep.

SPEAKER_09

They will they will tinker with Dalos for a little while, and the rest of you, they're kind of coming in and giving you like pain meds, you know, like basically the equivalent of like blobnum at this point. And uh eventually they will get you to a point, Dalos, where you can respond. Um and they start asking like kind of diagnostic questions, like how many fingers, you know, like uh it's two plus two. Yeah. Uh who's the current governor of Ogan?

SPEAKER_07

They start asking like common history questions, and they're like, fuck, he doesn't know that.

SPEAKER_09

But uh yeah, but so yeah, eventually you you can actually respond. Are you you're you're back with us?

SPEAKER_07

Um, I had a very strange experience and I can't move my body.

SPEAKER_09

I will we had to we had to strap you down a little bit just in case because you know you you saw what happened to Eole there.

SPEAKER_07

I it still hurts a little had oh bastard. A very strange experience that I'm a bit confused. Um and I is everyone else alright?

SPEAKER_09

Uh well. Kind of gestures around. You you can see.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Like I'm in the corner enough that I can see all of them.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, no, you you're basically in the corner of the room, so you can actually see everything in the room. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And I I see Venaria, and I'm like, are you sure?

SPEAKER_09

Well, I uh I don't think she's going to be happy about being awake just yet, but uh she's alive, technically.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Um am I allowed to move? Can I move? Can I help you? Can I help you fix me?

SPEAKER_09

Just just stay put.

SPEAKER_07

We're we're I can I can give you the information that I know about uh the cause of of my people.

SPEAKER_09

Uh I will uh I will leave you with Aol here. He's actually a uh a specialist in materium. He can he can help a little more with that. Well, so we meet again. Oh yeah. He says it's still wincing. Uh yeah. We we'll need you to stay put just a little bit longer, but uh we we're we're glad to see you're back with us.

SPEAKER_07

What happened while we were gone? Uh is the city okay? Is the wall okay? What happened to to uh uh to the death knight?

SPEAKER_09

I uh we uh I I don't know a whole lot about that. And then as as he's kind of stammering, trying to like just like it's okay. Uh uh Victor actually comes in. I'm still unconscious. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I w I woke I woke up, made myself pass out, just trying to move my head. Yeah. Nope, nope, done. I feel like if at this point, if they came in with with pain medicine, like they roll in like a gallon drum of Delauded just for the city.

SPEAKER_09

Oh yeah, you've got like an ID drip, like you're you're you were completely like in treat like um what do they call that? Like in subvention. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so you're you Victor comes in and Bunaria, everyone. How are you feeling?

SPEAKER_07

I can't move my body, and I'm a bit concerned by that. Also, there's a period of time that I was not aware of, and this is something that I'm very uncomfortable with.

SPEAKER_09

Well, you you you did die.

SPEAKER_07

I gathered as much.

SPEAKER_09

Are you but how do you feel? Is that the right word?

SPEAKER_07

Are you I can't move.

SPEAKER_09

Well I'm strapped, and it's it is my understanding. Stay strapped. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06

Keep that shit.

SPEAKER_07

I'm immobilized and it's a bit disconcerting.

SPEAKER_09

You you you you did kick one of our orderlies in the chest. Uh, and and he is in a neighboring hospital uh bed right now. So we you just as long as we're trying to make sure you're okay, uh they they've just had you just for safety's sake.

SPEAKER_07

Well I'm I have no clue how you all got me to move while I was not present.

SPEAKER_09

Um well it was Aole, actually, was uh was finally able to understand your core and brought you back.

SPEAKER_07

They also just look at him and be like, I uh He's like he's like like kinda like reaching down for

SPEAKER_09

He's crotch a little bit, but like resisting. Like, no, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_07

I'm fine. Ow. Kicked in the ball.

SPEAKER_09

He gives a thumbs up.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Um this feels very violating. Do you guys feel like this when you're healed and he'll talk to you?

SPEAKER_08

Okay, Venari got a 21 on the constitution check.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, yeah, you are you are you are with it enough to be be just kind of aware of what's going on and talk a little bit.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, little big bro. I'm just I'm I'm flying, man. I'm on all of the pain beds. Yes. Well good good it is to see you awake, sister. Uh I haven't been hit that hard in a w uh oh. And then the rocks, and then like this, and then Oh, everybody else is here. That's cool. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Well uh aftermill the healing experience isn't violating, though. This feels a bit violating.

SPEAKER_09

Normally, when it's just a matter of fixing a broken bone or healing a cut, that's that is one thing. But when we are having to stitch a person's entire body back together or bring back a being that we don't fully understand, the I would love to give you information so that you don't have to learn it without me being present next time. Absolutely. That would be fantastic. I'm sure uh r Arol there would be more than happy to take some of that information.

SPEAKER_08

Over dinner.

SPEAKER_09

Just so you are aware. Uh rescue efforts are still underway in the collapsed areas of the market quarter. Uh, but reconstructions otherwise proceeding apace.

SPEAKER_07

And the death knight's gone.

SPEAKER_09

Uh he we have not seen him since.

SPEAKER_07

Not dead.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I know. He uh got there's something out there. Do you remember more about it? Because I just kinda like I just kind of like blacked out, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

He has Green transformed into something far darker than what he did. Oh no, that was a different thing that came in.

SPEAKER_08

Well, but he was attacked the Death Knight. Well the Death Knight was transforming though.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. Which is terrifying.

SPEAKER_04

But then also then he attacked the crown.

SPEAKER_03

And something saved us. A winged creature, yes.

SPEAKER_09

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Unfortunately, I got a front row seat to the transformation, but I don't know what kind of creature you're talking about.

SPEAKER_06

Kind of like a really fucked up bat, like a bat, but like not good.

SPEAKER_09

Like a man bat.

SPEAKER_06

Like a not it's not good. It's not well. I'll tell you that much.

SPEAKER_08

Imagine how to convey to someone that likes afraid like wings made of arms. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Everything hurts, and I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_09

Well, we they they will be by with, I'm sure, some some most likely liquid food with you've been unconscious for a number of days.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Wow.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, well, you you were all so badly wounded they felt it would be better for you to not be awake for that experience. So uh it it is it has been three days at this point.

SPEAKER_06

It's like pointing at Venaria, like, I want what she's got.

SPEAKER_08

I love you guys. We had a great summer.

SPEAKER_03

I wish I could hug you, Venaria, but I'll wait because I know it will hurt.

SPEAKER_07

Can can I possibly be uh unrestrained now that I am present and capable of my faculties?

SPEAKER_09

AL will kind of like like kind of pat you on the shoulder. It it it just for now, if you can be patient with us.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. We shall see if he can just.

SPEAKER_09

I promise we'll get you out of there as fast as we possibly can. Possibly can. Thank you. But Victor will kind of he he kind of gives you a rough breakdown of what's going on in the city. Um the like you're saying the reconstruction has been going on. Um the cathedral has opened its doors as like a recovery center. The lantern like logistics core is uh providing like emergency supplies that they've brought out of storage. So things things are kind of under control at this point. Um the city is technically under ash law to deal with the the casualties, the the bodies unfortunately all have to be burned. But uh Keldora has assured him that the threat of the resurgence of any kind of resurgence is negligible. Regardless of how it ended, it is well known how hard you fought to save Oaken that day. If it weren't for the Hearth God, we would have lost thousands instead of hundreds. And he will he will he has got like a sizable like coin purse in his hand, and he will set it down um on a table nearby. Uh aside from completely covering the cost of your health care, there is a purse of 3,000 in platinum coins here for you. It is the very least that can be due for what you have done to help.

SPEAKER_07

I'm glad we had the opportunity to help.

SPEAKER_09

Absolutely. And actually, your your efforts have drawn the admiration of more than a few lanterns who wish to join your ranks.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it seems like Ignacio would love to have more people on the manor. Anything like anyone to pin it.

SPEAKER_09

Along with the purse, hand you this list.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_09

Just take one pass down. Take one pass down. Take one pass down. Take one pass down.

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Recruit.

SPEAKER_09

So. As a tier one chartered free company, you have the ability to recruit.

SPEAKER_07

We can get Tono!

SPEAKER_09

Yep. You have three NPC slots to recruit. Uh little little like helper NPC guys.

SPEAKER_06

Oh shit. One of them's a field surgeon. We might need that. Oh, we might need that.

SPEAKER_08

You can yeah, because three out of the four party having healing is not enough.

SPEAKER_06

Well, we almost well, Delos died. Okay. Three sorry, three out of four people. Three out of four people have healing, and Delos fucking died. So maybe we take the field search.

SPEAKER_09

So essentially how these work is uh you have generalists and specialists. You might notice these specialists have you know some of the like lantern actual specialist roles. Um they will have a cost associated with them to like buy their contract. Generalists are a thousand gold, tier one specialists are fifteen hundred gold. You have three slots to use. These guys will provide you with out-of-combat bonuses. So you can see they've got like what they're proficient in, but also there's a little section there that tells you like this is what you get out of combat.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

So like the field surgeon, for instance. Uh, if he can get to you uh and you're not in combat, then he will automatically stabilize somebody who is who is like dealing with death saves. Cool. So yes, that is that is basically like the list that he hands there for you. So that is something to consider.

SPEAKER_06

There's an observer who could probably help us miss shit less.

SPEAKER_09

Uh but he will he will set all of this down and then he will he will kind of bow and say, uh this this is my understanding they wish to to keep you here for another few days to ensure that you are all healed up. Uh but until then I will leave you to recuperate. Fairly well. And he will he will bow his head and head out.

SPEAKER_08

I gotta come get a hug from the baby.

SPEAKER_06

The what? Can I please have whatever the fuck she has?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, you're getting some of that too. Okay. They're giving you like a pill. I've got the constant drip going. Venar's on an IV drip, y'all, y'all got like a spoonful of of Laudanum each.

unknown

Woo!

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's like, okay, so we need to we need to hire some people. We need to like not die in the hospital.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, that's a good first step. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Not dying in the hospital's great. It's great.

SPEAKER_07

It's a great cause it we split 3,000 gold among us.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, the the 3,000 is basically the purse given to the hearthguard that would total out to 750 gold each. Okay. After departing, you all spend a few more days in the hospital. Um you are basically there until it is the ninth of Mayora is when you finally get out. But between then and there, at some point, a uh a dragonborn with jet black scales and piercing grease eyes enters. Greets you politely. Uh hello. Nice to meet you. My name is Kareth Shadewing. He's wearing grey robes. On the collar of the shirt underneath, he's got a lantern pin on one side, and on the other side, there's a similar pin, but it's a lantern with an open eye. In the middle. As a resident of this city and a fellow lantern, I would like to thank you for your efforts during the attack. How are you recovering? Are they treating you well? Yes, a little bit. They they they have they have fixed it so that you can maneuver around, but you're a little shaky. You're still like getting all the connections back in place.

SPEAKER_06

And that's like, I'm not dead, and this, she like points at like the part where her arm joins her shoulder, hasn't spread. So it profit.

SPEAKER_09

That is good to hear. You know, any time that uh we we wake up above ground is a good day in my book. Isn't that right?

SPEAKER_06

Yes, I get really weird vibes from him. Like I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_09

Am I still on an IV drip? Yeah, right. You you you have you have graduated from the IV drip to the spoons. Okay. So you were you were with it enough to realize that there's this kind of You are no longer rolling.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Um what I feel like I need to work. Who are you? Dale also like really kind of slowly make his way over to like shake his hand. Um, as he is he's like, I must be polite. Yeah. Um be like, um, we're recovering well enough. Is there something you needed to ask us?

SPEAKER_09

Well, I'm a senior veil warden with the BVI. I just wanted to ask you a few questions about what you saw there at the end of your fight against the Death Knight, known as um he'll lift up lip like basically like a clipboard with some with some papers on it. Uh Kuo Darage.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god, it's a feds.

SPEAKER_09

If that's alright with you.

SPEAKER_08

Uh yeah that's uh that's fine. I was unconscious at the time, so I'm gonna opt out.

SPEAKER_06

Um what was it, B V?

SPEAKER_09

Absolutely. And your valiant efforts were well appreciated by the city.

SPEAKER_06

Do you say B V I?

SPEAKER_09

The BVI, yes, the Bureau of Veil Integrity. The B VI.

SPEAKER_06

It's the feds.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, this is this is this is this sounds more like uh what's it called? Like if he wants to show you something, don't look. Internal affairs. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well, he's also a veil warden. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Which is Oh yeah. Actually, yeah, if you want to make a history check, anybody who who might have actually looked at the the lantern charter. I'm still looping. Yeah, you can disadvantage.

SPEAKER_07

Uh I got a 12.

SPEAKER_06

So no.

SPEAKER_07

No. Nine. But I did read it. Nine.

SPEAKER_06

And I I'm the one who recognized it just now. I'll have you know. Lunette is not big on reading, turns out. 17?

SPEAKER_09

Dang.

SPEAKER_06

Uh, plus your history.

SPEAKER_07

Oh.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but Jenova is the one that recognizes this. Uh so like a veil warden is like big, nasty secret things that they don't want the public to know because it would scare the shit out of them.

SPEAKER_06

It's the feds.

SPEAKER_08

No, it's it is the men in essentially the feds. It's the men in black.

SPEAKER_09

They're essentially yeah, this this is this is a senior men in black style.

SPEAKER_06

They're CIA. They're gonna take our breath.

SPEAKER_09

That's that's the that's the right area, CIA kind of area. It's ripped torn as a dragonborn. Um well, yes, I just had a few questions, if you wouldn't mind just just giving me a little bit of your time. Uh first, what did you see right before he used the attack that collapsed the caverns in the wall?

SPEAKER_06

He ate something?

SPEAKER_08

He he said because I do I was conscious for this. Um he said something about uh the shadow man.

SPEAKER_06

Telling him he just had a hat.

SPEAKER_08

And then he pulled this wad of flesh, I guess, out of his own chest and ate it.

SPEAKER_07

He seemed to be holding it. It was grey, about the size of a medium body.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know if this I don't know if this is relevant. It seemed like because I had just put a lot of whooping on him, that it was it was a desperate measure. Um, and then right after he he started changing axle.

SPEAKER_07

It seemed to be Necromera related.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Ah.

SPEAKER_07

And you'll kind of perk up as you mentioned that's ten feet away from that.

SPEAKER_09

I was like, we gotta still get him. Dalos was right there.

SPEAKER_06

So then it's like I did not want any part of that. I was not close enough to see nine.

SPEAKER_09

So you you say it was some some sort of grey meat, you said? Do you happen to know anything about it?

SPEAKER_07

He ate it pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_09

Excellent. Okay, that's good. And he's he's writing on his clipboard. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It was gross. It's not- You know, I don't think I would want to eat grey meat myself. Absolutely. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Uh is that grey meat in caves? Like, is this something that anyway, sorry. Is this something that no one has experience with?

SPEAKER_08

Healthy meat doesn't tend to be grey. Yeah. Unless you've cooked the absolute fuck out of it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And then why would you want it? Right. You know, like that's just never mind.

SPEAKER_09

And uh and then what happened after that?

SPEAKER_06

We fell.

SPEAKER_08

That's when he he he started transforming. I noticed I I kept I kept wanting one of his swords, so when his sword started changing, I I was disappointed. He this is like Venaria's like streaming.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Well, because that was the thing that really wanted one of those swords.

SPEAKER_08

I was gonna kill it, yes. No, she wanted to claim it as a victory trophy and then go kick some ass with it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

It seemed to be there there was a lot of bone crunching, very similar to the Necromara that we faced previously. Uh morphing of bodies movement that no longer applies anatomically to sicks.

SPEAKER_09

Quite disgusting, yes.

SPEAKER_08

Well, and his little cohort of guys that we'd been following start didn't they start getting like pulled toward him like he was gonna devour them or something?

SPEAKER_07

Like the the zombies from the ground or the bodies from the ground seem to meld into him.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, this is all very good. I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_07

Again, all reasons why I think it might be Necromera. I don't bring it up.

SPEAKER_09

And bring that ash fucker in here, because he still has my materium weapon. And then and then after you know he'll he'll write all this down, and then you see him kind of lean forward. Um Do you know what it was that drove him off? And you're welcome to roll insight. I was a cunt.

SPEAKER_07

I would love can I roll insight?

SPEAKER_08

I mean, we can we can roll- Yeah, we can be insight on game.

SPEAKER_06

Do you know? No, I was dead. Tell us the answer to the thing.

SPEAKER_08

I was dead at the time. 19 on insight.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, okay, okay. Everyone wait, give me a second. Uh that is a 27. Excellent. What do I see with my special eyes? Yeah. Nine. I still don't understand.

SPEAKER_07

And I was dead.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, they still haven't got like all of your like history like circuits hooked back up, so you're like running on the bottom. It's actively frayed wired.

SPEAKER_03

Probably not. I rolled a three. It's like eight with with my button.

SPEAKER_09

So yeah, uh 20 20 seven. Yeah, 15 or above. Okay. Um, you you actually like this this appears to be the question that he actually cared about. The rest of the stuff was just beating around the bush. This is the question that he's actually wondering about. Well, unfortunately, you did make a great sacrifice for this city, and you should be honored for that.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know if I necessarily agree with that, but I can't answer your questions. So Lunek doesn't trust this guy half as far as she can throw him. She's just like, I don't uh seen a lot of weird shit. Seen a lot of between plane shit. And uh it wasn't good. It just kind of It wasn't any of those things. It wasn't any of that. It was new. Had like wings, question mark. It's not really not anatomically corrupt ones, like Mama cleared a bit of it from the other. She's like, I did I had 20 health point hit points at the time. I was concussed, I was fucked up at the bottom of this like cave thing.

SPEAKER_03

Remember, did it say anything to us? No.

SPEAKER_08

No, it it it lent.

SPEAKER_06

Green. Green, green. Oh, did it talk to us? Green. Green. No, there were just there was something green going on.

SPEAKER_08

Green eyes.

SPEAKER_03

Like we were all just barely conscious, except for the one. It was just dead and Venaria is smashed.

SPEAKER_06

It was ugly. It was from the hells, probably. Everything else that goes wrong in this fucking place.

SPEAKER_09

Alright, so so no knowledge of what it actually is, just it's news.

SPEAKER_06

Is it not also a new marrow? I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_09

You can roll inside.

SPEAKER_05

How about 18?

SPEAKER_09

No.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

I have no idea what that is. You can still roll inside if you want.

SPEAKER_06

What's your insight? Do you have 25? Huh? It's a 25.

SPEAKER_09

He's not quite telling the truth.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I figured. I fucking figured. He's a fed.

SPEAKER_09

Well, it seems like it was. We are just trying to find out some more information where we can.

SPEAKER_06

Fucking fibbing.

SPEAKER_08

Well, we were I've I can't speak to it because I was unconscious. But we were we were under the city. So if nobody saw this thing, did the thing coming in from outside, like we were we were under it was already there? What was the name of the tower? Havenwatch. Like we we'd been under Haven Watch recently. You probably have that in a report somewhere. But if we were under that part of the city and this thing and no one saw something come flying in from outside, it stands the reason that it came from here.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I mean no one could no one could deny you are the heroes of Haven Watch, so you know you you would have experience with being underneath there, of course.

SPEAKER_06

We that feels so, so condescending. Is there something just say what you mean, bruh? You have something you want to say? That's above the table. That's above the table.

SPEAKER_09

Listen, that was all I needed. I just wanted to ask a few questions, and thankfully you had some good answers for me, so thank you so much. He's going to place his card on a nearby table. I hope you all get some excellent rest. If you have anything you feel like you should add to what we've discussed today, please reach out to Saren and she can help.

SPEAKER_07

I want to hit this guy with my car. So Dalos doesn't know if he's lying and doesn't really remember the Vale Wardens things. Elizabeth, he is he was looking for us to say that we don't know what the fuck it is. 100%. He was looking for us to say we don't know what it is because it's important that we don't know what it is. No, that's the fucking CIA.

SPEAKER_06

Jen. As like as soon as he leaves the room. Oh yeah, he walks out after it. Lynette points at the card, set that shit on fire. No, but it might be important for be able to.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I mean, granted, we could just ask Saren, because she knows.

SPEAKER_09

And it's just a simple business card. It says Careth Shade Wing. It's about the Senior Vale Warden.

SPEAKER_06

It's about the uh the message.

SPEAKER_08

That was interesting. Um I mean, we could always ask our warden lady about him if we if we're not feeling it.

SPEAKER_03

It just is a bit strange for them to come to us so late. Very much cloaked in secrecy.

SPEAKER_08

Well, if they were waiting on us to like I'm obviously not 100% yet, but if they were waiting on you guys to to make be healed up a little bit more coherent. Yeah. You and your words. And then you have and then my headband flashes, it's like, you are quite loquacious. But no, we could always ask ask our we could ask Dromash, we could ask somebody up in the thing if if this is on the up and up. The dude's got the pins.

SPEAKER_07

Were we under the impression that he wasn't? I don't think he's a faker.

SPEAKER_06

I think he's the genuine fit deal, and that's the problem.

SPEAKER_03

I just want to see how much we know.

SPEAKER_09

The uh so the next day after that, they actually let you out. Uh it is the afternoon of the ninth. Yes. And you the hearth guard is released from the hospital Yay!

SPEAKER_05

Escape the hospital.

SPEAKER_09

So there are some options here for you. There are some things that you could do, and then there is the thing that I have kind of planned for you to do. So you can return to Ash Manel Forge. Corn is almost certainly at least almost ready with your weapons. You can get back to Zervin Manor. You can also go about hiring some of those NPCs for the party, although I can see waiting on that until next session. Yeah, because you kind of do between things.

SPEAKER_06

We need to discuss it, but I don't know, guys. He kind of yanked us around a lot in that last one. He uh he murdered Dalos. Maybe we should avoid the story beat for 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_09

Well, there is also something that the nurses who were like kind of handling your discharge and whatever, they kept suggesting that you head to the village of Steamstead. It's like a little less than a day away, but you can go out there and get some like spa treatment. Uh go take care of the like the take advantage of the hot the hot springs? The hot springs. Yes. So they they're saying that would be an excellent way to finish up your recovery. Go take a nice hot soak. They've got medicinal baths up there. There's like a whole complex.

SPEAKER_08

I feel like Venari's the only one that like actually gets like wheelchaired out of the hospital for the official discharge.

SPEAKER_07

You just hear Dalo step significantly harder than he normally does. Every step just normally you can't really tell how much he weighs. Now you can.

SPEAKER_08

Like, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_07

He's still moving just the same, but it's like a little slower, and it every time he's not like in control of the step.

SPEAKER_09

It it's still taking you just like a little bit of effort. Like you had to retrain your core a little bit to like send it.

SPEAKER_07

Like whenever they put it back, they put it back just a little wrong.

SPEAKER_09

Just a little yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Not perfect.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it's like the wires were like a millimeter off or something. You know, so it's just a little bit of time to get used to your body again. But what you do with this time is up to you. Those hot springs would be really good.

SPEAKER_06

I I sense he might want us to go. I sense he wants a beach episode.

SPEAKER_08

Uh I'm going to church.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. I know you joke about that. I do actually really want to do some research on acne.

SPEAKER_06

Um I was gonna say, like, before we go on our road trip thing, uh, we should definitely check on the Materium stuff just to check on it.

SPEAKER_08

Let's get that because if it's ready, then we take that on the road.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and uh, because I'll be damned if we get caught with our pants down a second time. A third time. A third time, a fourth time. Because it's what are you talking about? I'm so straightforward. It definitely was the third time. Oh my fucking god. Uh but then I would really like to stop by uh the lantern hall. What now?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_06

The tower to find your broken. I could go to the tower and holler at people at the barrier that I can't go into and make a fool of myself for the second time. Or I could go to the lantern hall and talk to uh Casalia. Nope. Keldora. Keldora. That's right over my head.

SPEAKER_09

Wow, that's a completely different campaign.

SPEAKER_06

I know. Uh I could go, I could go talk to Keldora and see if because I know a lot of shit went down really bad really fast. I could see if maybe perchance it's possible that my request for a letter has not been just completely lost to the winds of the entire city almost dying. What letter are you talking about? Uh to get to Psy. Yeah, to go to the Phi. Or sorry, Phi. To send a Yeah, in the last time I was like, hey, can you just send a letter and tell him that I'm not a figment of his imagination? Could you please tell him to let me in, please, God?

SPEAKER_09

Right, I totally remember this.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, yeah, because he was like, I don't know you. I don't know you! Like, oh my party!

SPEAKER_08

You're not real.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So, uh Is Is there a place we can go to check casualty lists? Or where where are they keeping a record of that from the siege?

SPEAKER_07

We've got so many things that aren't spawn that we can do.

SPEAKER_09

The parade grounds have have uh have have like a little board where like you can go and check like if you were because they're still doing rescue efforts. Uh so yeah, it's like you can go check these boards for like missing people and things like that.

SPEAKER_06

She's that's her only family, and so she knows where he last was and she just wants to see him again. God damn, it stressed me out. Did we technically take long rest though?

SPEAKER_07

Should I like reset spells and stuff?

SPEAKER_09

We've been asleep for coma for three years. If you have been in a coma, I would not say you were ready for combat, but like spell slots and shit. Yes.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Like, we slept for like currently I have I have no hit points written down because I was dead. Yeah. Um, do I get this back?

SPEAKER_09

You technically have all your hit points back.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, there's some there's yeah, I'm not blaming on it. I just I like having utility. Also, I really want to talk to Aol about what he found out about me that is.

SPEAKER_08

Doesn't he work at the Ash Mantle Forge? I don't know. That's corn, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Ayol was there last time we saw him.

SPEAKER_09

Ayol is the chief materium researcher at the studium.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Uh they got another reason to go to the studio.

SPEAKER_07

I want to go to the studio anyways. I want to find out what the fuck that monster was, which we're not gonna find anything.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_07

But I would also really like to learn about Acne. But I will what I would like to find is Aol mentioned last time. He described Delos as the progenitor.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

And I am uh uh based on Delos's previous encounters with Acne, that may have more of a kernel of truth than previously. But why would he have known that? And I'm curious. Right. And I I would like to grill him.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Like he's he's you find out he's a also a cleric, but it's like forge domain.

SPEAKER_07

Or he's in a cult.

SPEAKER_08

Right. Hey.

SPEAKER_07

Both. But yeah, I'd be down to go to Koren. Um, and then I that th those are the ones that I would like to hunt down, but uh Corrin would be a good way for me to talk to someone about Acne through word of mouth rather than just written stiff.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Yeah, definitely check on check on the material weapons first. Because then we're just done.

SPEAKER_07

First time fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times at this point. What the fuck are we doing? Shame fourth? We're not doing that. This will be the fourth if we do this. If we don't have material weapons next time we run into an echromera.

SPEAKER_08

But yeah, and because I think for like even though they've been released, Venaria's still like in that painkiller haze. Um, so it's just kind of like, I should. Wasn't my brother here? We should I mean he's okay, he lived. That's good. He has he has kids, he had kids. I should go like see if they still have kids. And she's just walking down the street, just like verbalizing all this. Like, yeah, there were and then didn't Connor have a Connor adopted somebody. That's crazy. He was he was he was an alcoholic at 21. But he's like 40 now. That's crazy. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And you when you and you could yeah, uh, but I'd like to go see Corinne if that's okay.

SPEAKER_08

On that note. Yeah. Corny. Um, yeah, go check it out.

SPEAKER_06

You get to go see Corin. Yeah. We can do that first.

SPEAKER_09

So you all head over to Ashmantle Forge, and Corin is there, and he greets you warmly. It's good to good to see you up and about.

SPEAKER_05

We didn't die!

SPEAKER_09

I see that. Good. Excellent. Hey, look what I have. And and he actually has your your weapons all prepared and ready to go.

SPEAKER_06

I gotta give him my arm so he can attach the stuff, don't I?

SPEAKER_09

You can y yes.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so well so imagine I go to shake his hand and then it just drops off my shoulder.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Well, you you you present him with your arm. Like you get it off. That's not a problem. The issue is he he kind of takes like a jeweler's loop out and he starts examining it. And and he he he kind of curses under his breath a little bit. I'm like, that's why is it so dense? I don't What is that?

SPEAKER_07

I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_09

You read Celestial?

SPEAKER_07

Uh I might be able to.

SPEAKER_09

Come here, come here. And he kind of like jams the jeweler loop on your eye.

SPEAKER_07

Thales will just like take it. He is familiar with jewelers tools.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And with celestial.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. But he'll he'll hand it over to you. Um look look at that. Look at that. And as as you like get up on the on her arm, like the texture that you kind of see on that black arm is incredibly dense. Enchantment.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. Is this a is this one of those things where uh tech people put crazy ass messages on the motherboards of the computers they build? So if like if you can read this, your warranty is void.

SPEAKER_09

This is this this is a magical item of in in incredible complexity. I I i if I touch it, it might blow up in my face. And it seems like it could take up the whole city as far as I know.

SPEAKER_07

Please don't do that. It seems like your plan to enchant this with or imbue this with the materium might not work. It is so all I the densest inscription I have ever seen.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, put it in put it in the rifle. I could do that. Hey. Yeah. And I've got I've got your uh your your your other ones here.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, the throwing knives. Uh I believe I got five of those.

SPEAKER_09

I need to five throwing knives and um And I have to keep track of them and another thing. Was it the claw? It was the claws for the claws. The claw the gauntlet.

SPEAKER_06

You uh I could give him the uh clawed gauntlet made from the summer duchess's crazy. Oh yeah, that one. And he could uh just claw add like claw tips to that, and then I can just put that over the metal arm.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's not fucking with it, it's just yeah.

SPEAKER_09

No, that's absolutely fine. Um, yeah, uh uh come come back in like a couple of days and I'll have that done.

SPEAKER_06

Sure. But just here's the throwing art. I don't know, I don't know if anything weird is gonna be I don't know if there's gonna be anything weird with that metal. Kinda got it from a different place. Uh it's from Kayama.

SPEAKER_09

I it should be fine. Well, I mean, he'll he'll kind of jeweler's loop at it again. Well, it's not enchanted like the other stuff, so I can at least try.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but it's just like I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_07

Speaking of equipment that I need to give you. I need to give you these bracers that I got from Granite Goodwood. I'll add that to my to my list.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not gonna go to the game. And I would like 300 gold and I'll sell you not dying for 300 gold.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, you didn't actually bring me back, so you don't have any hold over that. And you can't. You're the one person in the party who can't.

SPEAKER_06

I know, and yet I'm the one person who's never like been super well, I can't. Because you're a rogue. I can't say I'm never super, super close to death. It's because it was the 23 hit points thing. It's because you're a rogue. Yeah. I'm like, maybe don't touch me.

SPEAKER_08

So I've got my House Fidelis great sword that now has it is it like is it like embedded in the metal or is it like a little bit more?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it's like where the fuller would be normally. You've got like a vein of materium in it. Nice. And it's like yeah, it's this white kind of like um um yes, it's white materium. Nice.

SPEAKER_07

Um, Corrin. I had an interesting experience previously. Um, and I was curious, uh, do you happen to follow Acne?

SPEAKER_09

I well, m mo most of my Hindu. Um I wouldn't say I'm devout, but uh that's alright.

SPEAKER_07

Um, I was curious. Aile said something strange about a progenitor, and I learned that it was about a cult of Acne. Um, but recently I feel as I might have met Acne in his workshop, and it was very interesting.

SPEAKER_09

And I met Acne.

SPEAKER_06

Uh perhaps.

SPEAKER_09

Alright.

SPEAKER_06

Near death experiences are crazy, man.

SPEAKER_09

Well, uh you you did die. So I'm not a follower of Acne. Well, it's not a matter of who you follow.

SPEAKER_07

Clearly, in this circumstance.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, well, uh you said progenitor? I don't know off the top of my head, but uh I I I I feel like I've heard that before. Old stories. Old, old. But uh do you know how old? Well, uh, it's hard to tell since we got run out of the holes. Uh but I I I won't I want to say it was in the third age. At least it's been quite a while.

SPEAKER_07

How long ago is the third age? I don't even remember. Like 1500 years or something.

SPEAKER_09

It is it is the year 221 in the fourth age. So it's been It's been a couple hundred years, but for dwarves they live for a while, so you know, that's not quite as long for them.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I'm asking because that's not quite as long for me, I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

Also for you, yeah. I I don't I don't I don't know much about it, but uh you might try a uh somewhere in the studium. There's uh some uh religious texts. Could also talk to uh someone at the cathedral.

SPEAKER_07

Do you know if Aol's going to be at the studio? I heard that he is uh a researcher there.

SPEAKER_09

Uh aye, he he is a the uh chief material researcher there. He runs that whole department.

SPEAKER_07

That was not the um impression I got whenever I met him the first time.

SPEAKER_09

Aye, he's he's uh he's a special fellow.

SPEAKER_07

Well, um I will I appreciate you telling me a little or or uh knowing that it is familiar despite being old. Uh it was just a bit of a strange experience, and I can't say I'm super familiar with the praise of gods in Demora. And so I was not familiar with Acne previously. He is the father of crafting and technology, and he informed me that he's not just in in Demora, but I simply hadn't heard about him. It had been a very long time before my gal was actually available to the world. Gaut was a bit sequestered away.

SPEAKER_09

Uh well good to see you out and about in the world. I but uh I will have your uh gauntlet done uh here in the next few days. And you can be free to come pick it up whenever you're ready.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. Wonderful, thank you, Korn.

SPEAKER_09

Absolutely. Anything else I can do for you?

SPEAKER_06

I think so far we're pretty good.

SPEAKER_09

Excellent.

SPEAKER_08

Again, needs to be killed again. You look like you need to sit down. I'm fine. She's like, leaning upon the sword.

SPEAKER_06

Lynette's admiring the throwing knives, and she's just like, I am so glad I don't have to get any closer. So nice.

SPEAKER_09

But yeah, we will he will bid you a good day.

SPEAKER_06

Nice, nice. What else? We did that. I still want to talk to Keldora, but if anyone else has little uh runaround errands they want to do first, they absolutely can while I think of words I'm literally just haunting down people about this.

SPEAKER_07

What is this?

SPEAKER_06

What is this? What is this?

SPEAKER_07

What is this?

SPEAKER_06

What do you know? Why why is this like this?

SPEAKER_07

Who's the progenitor? Who did this? Why who didn't bring you something about this?

SPEAKER_03

I'm just packing my little spa bag getting ready for the she's like you're like, oh, it's gonna be a vacation and nothing's gonna go wrong.

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna relax.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, and no. And the DM laughed evilly. And the whole spa's on fire when we get there.

SPEAKER_09

Totally normal spa. I mean, where drug in the water is frog's gay.

SPEAKER_07

Where is it geographically geographically speaking? Where is the town?

SPEAKER_09

It is about north southeast. A little less than a day to the north. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

I need to know if you know about chemicals in the water making the frogs. I'm aware of this. Okay, sorry. You looked confused and I was like, surely.

SPEAKER_09

No, I was just like, that was like a like a shot out of left field running. Like, oh, okay. Uh yes, so it's Pride Month.

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I had to talk about the gay frogs.

SPEAKER_09

Right here.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Yeah. Cool.

SPEAKER_09

So pretty close by. It'll um if you go on foot, which I wouldn't recommend in your condition, it would take a little less than a day, but you know, you could absolutely like charter a carriage ride or something.

SPEAKER_08

It's like somebody's like Venaria hears something that's like, you shouldn't have foot. Oh, I don't have to.

SPEAKER_03

I have a horse. Penelope. Where's Penelope?

SPEAKER_09

You summon Penelope. Penelope's also feeling the effects of the drugs, so the horse just kind of like totters off to the side and then disappears.

SPEAKER_08

It's very yeah, it's like, no, you no, you're junk. You're just that's never happened before. Okay, well, that's what he said.

SPEAKER_07

Bye, Penelope.

SPEAKER_08

Penelope immediately like as soon as Penelope hits the crash, she's immediately like poofed out of existence again. Like, just nope, I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I I'm I'm down. If if we want, we can just go to the hot springs. I just I'm like hunting down people. I'm like, why did you say this? Why do you know about this? What do you mean by the way?

SPEAKER_06

What did you mean by that?

SPEAKER_07

Also, you touched my core and I'm uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_03

Feeling very vulnerable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Not his no-no squares.

SPEAKER_02

His no no or no no war because my no-no squares.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, nope, we're not doing that. Don't touch me there. That is my no-no square.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, Kaldora. Okay. Um?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. And before we head out, because then we can go, but I just want to not abandon this plot line.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I just go in, I ask Saren if Kaldora is in, or Lunet goes in, approaches the bench.

SPEAKER_09

She has taken a trip to Steamstead.

SPEAKER_06

Ah, son of a bitch. Okay, I get it. I get it, Alex. Bitch.

SPEAKER_09

Um, I have reasons for you this way.

SPEAKER_08

All Venaria hears in is in terms of concepts is Kaldora and Hot Springs. She's like, we should go.

SPEAKER_02

We should go.

SPEAKER_08

I want to go there.

SPEAKER_07

You have um if if it's that easy, well, one, okay. For her to just Elizabeth doesn't want to do this.

SPEAKER_08

Delos can't even really benefit from the hot springs unless he's like cleaning out the inner.

SPEAKER_07

You're right. But specifically, what I was going to say is Delos consending ale to be like, hey, we're going to the hot springs. Will you meet me there? But that has implications that Dalos doesn't get.

SPEAKER_08

Oh please.

SPEAKER_09

Please freaking do it.

SPEAKER_08

Oh please.

SPEAKER_09

That'd be such a cut. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

And clearly a lot of us want to get going, and like you guys seem it would it would benefit you a lot. And I know we only talk to Aeole, so he's like, come on, you come to the place that I'm gonna be. I know we only recently met, but would you join me on vacation?

SPEAKER_09

Imagine how excited he would be.

SPEAKER_06

Oh but Delos is meaning to like grill him.

SPEAKER_08

Well but that's so consistent for Dayless's character. And it's so convenient too. It's like, no, I have a little bit of magic. I'm just gonna let him know. No, I didn't it is up to you, but I I could definitely roll with that with that book if you wanted to do it.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, it would be easier than trying to find him at the studium and stuff, and I've seen him before, and sending has unlimited range. Um but uh yeah, Elizabeth, I'm like, man, the social cringe of inviting someone who is interested in you to a place that is for people who are interested in each other without knowing that. Um Elizabeth cringes out. Delos has no fucking clue. Yeah. So yeah, um I think you should do it. Yeah, uh, Dalos will send to uh Aole and he'll say, um Progenitor and Acne uh going to what is it, Springfield?

SPEAKER_08

Steamstead. Steamstead. Springfield.

SPEAKER_07

Um Steamstead, um, will you meet me there?

SPEAKER_09

So it's not even like a couple seconds later, like, yes, absolutely. I'll get packed and head that we're gonna cut off.

SPEAKER_06

It's the 25 word. Yeah. I'll get packed in. It's the 25 word, but it's just yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I'm putting my speed. He's absolutely excited and will absolutely be there.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, great.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. So, um, while we're at the lantern hall, because we haven't left yet. Yeah. Um Vinar's just gonna like like go to Saren and just like I know you're not keep ma'am, I know you're not keeping track of casualty lists, but was there any word from my cousin Connor?

SPEAKER_09

No. Uh there was there was there was no word of anyone from your family on the category list, as far as I know.

SPEAKER_07

I will say no news in this circumstance. Seems like good news.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, there hasn't been a definite like body found and or burned.

SPEAKER_09

I would say uh Connor Well, being uh part of the X9 annex, uh I would assume he was there at the studium at the time, uh but there didn't seem to be any damage to that area of the city, so I I would assume he's fine.

SPEAKER_06

Uh there wasn't any damage or attack on the Tower of Lomera, was there?

SPEAKER_09

No. Oh no, and the enchantments on that tower are quite strong. I'm not sure what could actually do any damage to it. Yeah, I'm aware.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Thank thank you, Saren. Um we're gonna go take our doctor's advice and uh head to SteamSetters, but it's a lovely place.

SPEAKER_09

Enjoy yourselves, relax. You've you have definitely earned it.

SPEAKER_07

Saren has uh softened up a lot.

SPEAKER_08

Well that's great. You've earned it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, no, I like it.

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It's great.

SPEAKER_08

I feel like Venara's doing it like would start to be like, what are you doing later? But it's like very clear what exactly she's gonna be doing later. She goes immediately to the back to the cold state. She doesn't even say she doesn't even say anything. She just starts she starts to go, what this is what you're doing later. Thank you. It's like what are you doing later?

SPEAKER_07

Paperwork.

SPEAKER_09

Just opens a ledger.

SPEAKER_08

Filing my TPS reports.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. Yeah. I'm down to uh get a carriage to yes.

SPEAKER_09

Yes. So you you you charter up a carriage and you head north. Uh it's for especially for like what what you guys have done for the city at this point. Like they're apps just no problem at all. They they get you set up and and uh you know on up the road.

SPEAKER_06

Almost died twice for the city, and what do you get? Free Uber. Hey, you know, they they do what they can for you. Life-saving surgery and Uber for free.

SPEAKER_09

There you go. So, just the perks of of being feds. Man. So, uh, but yeah, you you head up north and um Steamstead is basically built on a very, you know, you can imagine a geothermically active area. So the ground beneath the village kind of breathes through vents and fissures. Uh steam kind of comes up through stone channels and and backworks that that wind through the districts. Uh it's not it's it's a bigger village. Like it's it's if it wasn't so close to Ogan, it would probably be considered kind of its own, like, a smaller city. It is constructed in layered stone and wood. There's a lot of like Balian influence here, so it it's uh you you got a lot of thick stone foundations on wooden upper levels uh with like sloped tiled roofs. The eaves extend out and they kind of drip constantly from all the steam that's around all the condensation. The arches and carved basins carry heated water through the settlement in controlled flows. Uh so you've kind of got this aesthetic, like just like warm water going on either side of paths and stuff, but steam coming off of it. Um very foggy place. At the heart of the of Steamstead, you have the central baths. It is a tiered complex built directly over the largest spring there. The upper tiers are open to the public and serve as like gathering places where people, you know, they have conversation, they negotiate, they rest, kind of all in a big space. Uh the lower tiers run hotter and deeper, and they're like reserved for private occasions and yeah, because some restricted areas. Um But no matter where you are, the steam is pretty much ever present. Um there are times like when you're walking, kind of because you kind of move through the city to get where you're going. Um there are times where like when the wind's not moving, the steam makes it hard to see very far at all. The visibility clears up though as wind pushes through. Um so it's just it's kind of like like imagine like every portrayal of New York in like 90s movies where there was always steam for some fucking reason. Coming out of the ventures. Yeah, just like there's just steam coming out of the sewer for some reason. Sewer steam. Yeah. Uh it it it's it's like that a lot. Um But yeah, and then there's just like pipes and and kind of like machinery all over the place. It seems like they they this is a primarily like a bathhouse kind of a village, but they also have like a little bit of machinery for like some industrial stuff, just you know, because the the village has to do other things as well. Um but yeah, the the life here thrums, but it seems like they care less about the actual time and more about like which of these steam vents is pumping right now, and which of them is kind of calm or whatever, you know. They're they're they're more interested in keeping the baths running.

SPEAKER_02

Cool.

SPEAKER_09

So you were directed to a particular bathhouse. Um give me a bathhouse name.

SPEAKER_07

Bath Bath The Bathhouse, the bathhouse. Uh they got it just bath and beyond.

SPEAKER_06

Holy shit. Back and body hurts.

SPEAKER_09

Welcome to the Spirit Waters. The spirit waters. That sounds very fantasy.

SPEAKER_08

What about I mean, I'm I'm about to jump go full gibly on it, but um I kind of like bath, bath, and beyond. Like they were in a hurry. It's like we only got five more minutes of these paint guys. Like, put it on the side.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. You all had to bath, bath, and beyond. It's like it's midnight, y'all. They're like, uh my brain is like, yep, cool. Bath, bath, and beyond.

SPEAKER_08

I'm writing it down. Bath and it's like way too fucking brightly lit. Like, it's the opposite of like the ch the cool like the ambiance.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, this is like the most touristy fucking place that you could have been directing to. You walk into a lush. Yeah. Like it is like neon, like not neon, what am I trying? Like fluorescent lights. Like just like vending machine. No, anyway. So you head to bath, bat, bath, bath, bath, bat, bath.

SPEAKER_01

That was the gift shop.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, the entrance to bath, bath, and beyond is a gift shop.

SPEAKER_07

And the exit, also the gift shop.

SPEAKER_09

Also a gift shop. Yep. But yeah, you you you all you all get there, you get set up. I mean, despite how like touristy and like all the chotchky nonsense that's around, it's actually a pretty relatively comfortable place. Um, they do set you up nicely.

SPEAKER_06

It's the funniest I've ever been, and it's so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_09

It's really stupid, but it's great. I love it. So, uh yeah, they get you set up and you got like those terry cloth robes, and they all say bath, bath, and beyond on them.

SPEAKER_07

On a collar.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like like in the like white terry cloth robes with like pale blue lettering and cursive. Yeah. Um, yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_08

As if our characters have anything to compare it to. Yeah. It's just like this is nice.

SPEAKER_09

Mm-hmm. It is it is the nicest fucking place. And it is they they do a lot of like ceremonial style stuff, kind of depending on what like package you go for, or you could just basically just like go for a soak and they'll like give you massages and you know whatnot. Kind of depends on what you're looking for.

SPEAKER_07

Daelus gets a massage.

SPEAKER_08

It's it's just you're carrying a lot of stress, clang, clang, clang.

SPEAKER_07

Sorry.

SPEAKER_09

They get like the biggest grindo they can find to try and like squeeze on your shoulders, and he's like, absolutely nothing happens. What what do you all what do you all do?

SPEAKER_07

I feel like Dalus is the worst person to take point on this, so yes.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, you were just constantly wet, actually. Now that I'm thinking about it, because of like all the condensation. Yeah, he's just like through you.

SPEAKER_03

I want the works. I want the facial uh the massage.

SPEAKER_09

Oh yes, honey.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

We'll get you suited right up with some lady at the at the desk.

SPEAKER_03

Manny and Petty.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_09

Manny Petty. You want the mud mask?

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

Excellent. Cucumber slices. We'll get you, we'll get you, we'll get you a cutie to give you a nice massage. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Or a nice fruity drink.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, get you a nice peanut peanut peanut coloda.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Sounds painful. Pinot. I was gonna say that. There were T's in there.

SPEAKER_06

The implied R. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Um, what can I do for you, honey?

SPEAKER_06

Uh I think I think genuinely Luna's just mentally exhausted and she's just been it's been a lot going on. I think she's just kind of bummed out. So I think she's just like, I think I'll just go to like one of the baths and just sit down.

SPEAKER_09

I tell you what, we get set up with a private bath. Okay. How does that sound? No one bother you, you go have peace and quiet.

SPEAKER_06

It's just her like slowly sinking below the water.

SPEAKER_08

Don't forget to detach your arm before you get the water.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that would uh that would actually be an interesting like character flavor though, if she was just like, does this? I'm gonna just be safe.

SPEAKER_08

So if Nara's next in line, she's just kind of like hobbles up, like what can I do for you? I need I need I need every muscle in my body relaxed, and then I want the massages to start. Where was that big grunda? She looked good. She got she's good with her hands.

SPEAKER_09

Well, she's right just around the corner, but first you want to get that soak in. Yes, man. Yeah, yes. We got a nice uh Bespin salt bath for you to soak in.

SPEAKER_08

I did it. It's it's the cloud, yeah, it's the Cloud City formula. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Everyone give Alex his flowers.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Um just gonna go slide in. Do that, yeah. Yeah, you go right in. It's fine.

SPEAKER_07

Um, I do have someone following after us that might come and visit. I ha I was talking to him previously, and this is the first time you guys have heard that Dalos is invited somewhere else.

SPEAKER_08

I think Lynette hears that and she's just I thought this was a hospital vacation, not a honeymoon. What's going on?

SPEAKER_07

Um I didn't necessarily need a private room, but I I don't really know what organics would prefer for Organics. Dylan's will open his arm.

SPEAKER_09

Literally everybody else.

SPEAKER_07

This isn't exactly um for me. Um it's not disgust- I promise.

SPEAKER_09

You can touch It's just men. Uh oh Are you familiar with Materium? Yes.

SPEAKER_07

It's it's m uh it's Materium and that's wonderful, sweetie.

SPEAKER_09

Please stop opening your arm at me.

SPEAKER_07

Every time that I talk about organics, people get confused, and so I'm simply clarifying.

SPEAKER_09

You I'm just uh you're up and you're walking around, that's all I care about.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Um, well, someone will be coming. Uh you'll probably ask for me. Uh you know who I am now.

SPEAKER_09

So absolutely.

SPEAKER_07

Perfect.

SPEAKER_09

Yes. No, I will send him your way.

SPEAKER_07

Thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Preferably in a robe. And they just like go, woohoo! Just like take off running. And then immediately fall because the joints are still not working. No running.

SPEAKER_07

You get a little whistling boomy.

SPEAKER_09

But yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Vernardi totally gets her best.

SPEAKER_09

She does like a Bruce Almighty of her of her full plate, like, and then Oh yeah, and that that Bespin salt, Bepsin, the Bepsin salt feels amazing on your sore muscles.

SPEAKER_06

And Bepsen in my brain immediately went to like babblesauce.

SPEAKER_09

Uh yeah, it you you you feel great, it's wonderful, it's relaxing.

SPEAKER_07

They also go to like the cold hot pools and just alternate.

SPEAKER_08

Like he's just desperately trying to feel something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, and it and you you your your your your chassis kind of creaks and stuff as you're doing it. It's like this really interesting sensation of like compression and then expansion.

SPEAKER_07

Essentially, he's he's trying to re-k recalibrate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

And you're like, let's uh let's just get this okay, cool. Like do little stretches in between.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Like feeling the kid pop into place.

SPEAKER_07

Honestly, doing that is fantastic.

SPEAKER_09

So there you go. Yeah. Uh and and Jenova. They they do you upright. You you get like the whole frickin' course. Like you get the massage, they do like a seaweed wrap. You don't know where they're getting the seaweed, but they do it. And they cover you in some kind of mud.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

And they wash that off, and then they put a second kind of mud on you. Then they wash that off, and then guess what?

SPEAKER_03

I'm so happy I'm making little dolphin noises.

SPEAKER_09

And that is what they they they find that adorable. And they will just be giggling while they're while they're put painting more mud on you. You're on like round like round four of mud, and they're just like, you are just precious.

SPEAKER_08

By the way, by the time Venaria gets back for her massage, she's kind of like in this kind of haze. So when the big like grundality comes and is like, what do you want? She's like, She's like, I had this pain inflicted on me by a large man. I would like it removed by a large woman. If you don't mind.

SPEAKER_06

With all due respect, break my bones.

SPEAKER_09

Now she she'll like she'll like pop like pop all over her knuckles and then like pick you up bodily and put you under an arm and take you off to a mason. Now Venaria's making the happy dolphins.

SPEAKER_06

That's exactly where Venaria wants to be. Don't help her. She's exactly where she wants to be.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, Venaria giggling goes down a hall. You don't see her for a while.

SPEAKER_02

That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_09

So so Lunette, they take you off and and they they put you up in like a private little bath area. It's got like a little changing room, and then like a little area where you can rinse off, and then the the little soaking bath. And and you were you are free to bathe. Okay. There you go.

SPEAKER_07

Relax as you wish. Get the sickness off.

SPEAKER_06

You're just like, okay. Where she's like, she did, I do believe that she did take her metal arm off, so it's probably just left there by the bench. Like over there with your gear. I would love to see someone try and steal that. I'm sure that would go so well for them. So yeah, I think she's just very low in the water, like nose above, that's it. She's just like, this is a lot going on upstairs. She's got a lot going on.

SPEAKER_09

So Luna is is there soaking. And and yeah, you're down, down underneath the ball the bubbles and just trying to kind of tune everything out for a minute, let all that stress roll off. And then you hear somebody knock on the door.

SPEAKER_06

Because we can't have nice things. We can't have shit in Demora.

SPEAKER_09

Drama.

SPEAKER_06

So Lunette gets up. I assume she like puts the robe back on. She's not. Does she? Yes. Well, I was duh.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe Lunette's kind of an exhibition, just knock up to Lunette. Or she's just.

SPEAKER_06

I think she's hoping to get just she's hoping to like handle this and get back to what she was doing, which is just disassociating in not pleasantly warm water. So she's like, uh, she's got like, she just throws the robe on, she doesn't reattach the arm yet. Uh she goes and she answers the door.

SPEAKER_09

So you open the door, and they told me that this was going to be a private room.

SPEAKER_00

Who are you? Runette?

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