C1 Ep. 10 - Don't Fear the Darazj

It's the Hearth Guard versus Kuo-Darazj at the walls of Augen! Can our heroes take on a full-fledged death knight and live to tell the tale? 

Content Warnings:
Course Language
The Occasional Bit of Innuendo
Liberal Use of Math Rocks
Death Santa
Schadenfreude

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Transcript

SPEAKER_10 0:00

Last time at the Good Good Table. I have not told the players anything about what's about to happen, and now I'm about to ambush them with this thing that I've pulled from another system. And basically what we're gonna have is two six segment clocks.

SPEAKER_04 0:13

Do we want Arsenal or do we not want Ars to fill?

SPEAKER_10 0:15

We we you want the one for Kuo Dorish. Well, basically, I'm going to present you with a problem.

SPEAKER_07 0:22

Yay.

SPEAKER_10 0:24

And then the goal there is to come up with a solution for the problem. So we will get started with the Siege of Oaken. I'm just asking a simple goal.

SPEAKER_04 0:33

You see, we got argued out of our strong, so now we need to argue back into the strong.

unknown 0:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 0:39

No, you you have you have a strong effective plan, you got some strong coordination. I'm just saying this is a little risky. Ready? No. No. This could be it. This could be it. Is that a nap 20? Fucking nap 20! Hell yes.

SPEAKER_04 0:57

Yeah, baby! I go.

SPEAKER_10 0:59

So you have broken his army. He is not leaving.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Yay.

SPEAKER_10 1:05

But this does mean that you all can engage him.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 1:22

Welcome back to the good good table, everybody. My name is Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. It's nice to meet you. I've got some wonderful people here that I play DD with. I would like to introduce you to them. To my left! We have Jen. Hey, hey, hey. Playing Jenova. And then and then a little more to the left going around the table. There's Elizabeth playing Dalos. Hello. And then further to keep going left. If you continue to go that direction. There's a Courtney over there. Hello. Yay, you play Lunet, don't you? I do. Yay. And then further to the left. Maybe even to the right. There's a Brandon. Yay! Playing Venaria. Cool. So yes, we are picking up from where you have just blinked Kuo Daraj out of existence. So basically, you have some time to get down there and set up before he blinks back into existence. He was kind of at the opposite end of the map there. Oh, okay, so all the way back. Uh yeah. Okay. You may choose to set up somewhere within 20 feet of the wall. As like your deployment zone. Yes. As we are coming back in, you all have basically come come down through the hole in the curtain wall to run out to where Kurodaraz was before they got all banished. Banishified. Banished. Banished.

unknown 2:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 2:45

Banished. Banished. We are all set up here. Now on the way down. Lunad, roll perception.

SPEAKER_04 2:51

Wow. It's fine. What do I see with my eyes? Uh, that's a 12.

SPEAKER_10 2:58

That's a 12. That is good enough. On on your way down, you kind of well, it's it's easy for you to notice this because you kind of trip over it. Oh. Oh. Uh, basically, kind of a spear-shaped device. And you've seen a number of the the kind of like city guard using these. Um, what you're you're not 100% sure what they are, but they're essentially functioning like long-range magical weapons.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

I get a gun.

SPEAKER_10 3:28

One might call this, yeah, like a rifle. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:31

I pick it up. She's Lunette picks it up. He's like, I'm you're coming with me.

SPEAKER_10 3:36

Excellent. So this might function better against some enemies than a regular ass fucking crossbow.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Yeah, this is the I'm so sorry it took me this long to upgrade you.

SPEAKER_10 3:44

This is like in the tutorial where you're like, oh, you need to pick this up or you can't progress. So this this is essentially going to have the same stats as your your crossbow there. It's just it has magical attack. Yeah, so like on on your way down, because there's unfortunately kind of bodies lying kind of all around the place. So there are there's a lot of equipment that you can just pick up. I see a hand raise.

SPEAKER_04 4:08

So uh, because I have a light crossbow, so it's 1d8 piercing plus my Dex mod. Yes. Okay, just we can the only thing that's written on the sticky note is gun. I look at the bigger. It's just etched on the side of it.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Right.

unknown 4:24

Gun.

SPEAKER_10 4:24

All of that being said, you all have made it down. You are making your way through the hole in the wall, and and by this point, it has been pr pretty much a minute. You know, because banishment only lasts a minute.

SPEAKER_04 4:38

And uh as that's 10 rounds in combat, that's real.

SPEAKER_10 4:43

You know, yeah. Ten rounds happens real fast when you're having to like shimmy your way down a 20-foot curtain wall.

SPEAKER_12 4:49

Did we get any uh response through the through the grapevine as far as like, is anyone coming to help us?

SPEAKER_10 4:55

They are pretty much engaged all around the city right now. Um yeah, like you this you you all manage to do a hefty amount of damage to the invading army. However, the problem with revenants is the way they pass that curse on is just killing you. So there have been infections in the city and people are having to deal with that too.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

So uh like the stuff that we had to deal with in the city, too.

SPEAKER_10 5:18

Yeah, like you you all you all did like really great work in your runaround, but like that's kind of how everyone was handling the situation. So um are these like piles of rubble? Or like is that is that gonna provide cover? Uh what you were seeing there on the field is like various like piles of rubble and stuff. They are they're not enough to provide cover, but they do provide um what am I saying? Uh um difficult terrain. Oh, okay. Oh that's what they are.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

Not partial cover?

SPEAKER_10 5:43

No, not partial cover. It's basically just like like piles of rock and and bits of stone coming off of the walls. Now, you have made your way down, and uh, as you kind of get out there and start setting yourself up, there is a there's a sizzle and a crack, and then Kuodaraj appears back on the field.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

Ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_10 6:03

So he will show back up and kind of look around and see you arrayed before him.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

On a scale of one to ten, how mad is he that we just like sent him somewhere else for a little bit?

SPEAKER_10 6:16

Well, you are welcome to make an inside check.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

I'm sure I am. Got an 18?

SPEAKER_10 6:25

I got a 12. 18, you got a 12.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

Uh 15!

SPEAKER_10 6:29

15.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

11.

SPEAKER_10 6:31

Alright, so 15 or higher, folks. It looks like Dalos and Unit. He doesn't look mad at all. He actually looks a little bit impressed.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

Oh shit. Oh no.

SPEAKER_10 6:41

And he'll he will he will kind of heft his swords. He's got one of these in each hand, and they are base basically person-sized swords, like bigger than a person, and he's got one in each hand. Uh he will kind of it'd be hot if he wasn't evil.

SPEAKER_06 6:58

You fought well.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 7:00

You honor your city.

SPEAKER_04 7:01

He speaks. Oh no. The only thing Lunette's thinking about is like, ah, fuck, I waved that in that one time. Like, oh, I drew his attention. Ah shit.

SPEAKER_10 7:11

Like he's he's here because he doxed you. Alright, well, um, so we can just hop right in. So, Lunette, you are first up.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

Okay, I want to use um this like not rifle rifle that I picked up. Excellent. Lunette doesn't know the name of it yet, so she's just like, this stick I found.

SPEAKER_10 7:28

Yeah, this this stick that I've seen them shoot stuff out of.

SPEAKER_04 7:31

Yeah. Uh, does she have to hold it like a rifle?

SPEAKER_10 7:35

You basically you from what you've seen them, they hold it like a spear that's being like readied for a charge. Uh, but then there's like a little like lever trigger on it that they pull to actually fire it.

SPEAKER_04 7:49

I am realizing now that you were just like, yeah, no, it's a crossbow, but it does weird shit.

SPEAKER_10 7:52

So I'm like, can I is there uh it functions exactly the same way. Okay, it's just magical damage. It has magical damage.

SPEAKER_04 7:58

Oh, okay, because my brain was like, dude, I'm trying to think of like, how do I just like do am I in control of it at all, or is it just like spin the roulette wheel, this time it's acidic damage?

SPEAKER_10 8:07

It's made so anyone can just pick it up and fire it.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Uh Kuo Durage is who I'm going to be aiming for.

SPEAKER_10 8:16

24 hits.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Yippee! All fours. So that's 16 plus 5, 41. Oh my god. Yeah. Uh so it is 16 plus 5, which is 21. Uh plus five, which is 26. Excellent. 26 piercing damage. Or I guess magic piercing damage.

SPEAKER_10 8:43

Yeah, there you go. And he takes it. Yay. Yay!

SPEAKER_04 8:50

So glad I get to go last.

SPEAKER_10 8:53

Yeah, you did full damage to him. Excellent. Okay, cool. So, next up is gonna be Venaria. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 8:59

What y'all see as this is going, because as as I'm as I'm moving, I'm gonna use my bonus action to cast Divine Favor. Halbert goes up, it's totally Gandalf charging the Nazgul.

SPEAKER_10 9:07

Like the end of my Halbert lights up, and then I'm gonna try to swing on big boy. Alrighty. Yeah, just in case it hasn't been made clear to the audience at this point, we have a an array of six kind of legionary zombies, and then uh behind them is is Kuro Doraj with Venaria directly in front up on the steed. First attack misses.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

You're like just gonna say that?

SPEAKER_10 9:31

I rolled a two.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

Ah.

SPEAKER_12 9:33

Yeah, no, I thought. Second attack is a 21 to hit. He will parry that and it will not hit. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

That's not great.

SPEAKER_12 9:44

So I'm just gonna stay.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

You're so far away, I can't buff you anymore. I'm gonna stay right where I am, and I'm gonna keep shooting him.

SPEAKER_12 9:51

To be fair, this is this is this is better for me to be here than other people. You're right.

SPEAKER_10 9:55

He just kind of like lifts up one of his orders like, oh, valiant effort. Well, fuck, that's my turn. Next up. Genova.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Alright.

SPEAKER_08 10:03

Feel free to blast some of these guys over here. This is a target-rich environment. With Venario right in the middle.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

So Genova is uh looking at all of the zombies, and she decides that she's going to cast Wall of Fire. Okay. Oh heck yeah. And start blasting. Burn some of these zombies up.

SPEAKER_10 10:25

Excellent.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

Alright.

SPEAKER_10 10:28

This could get really fun. If you want to just draw where you're gonna have that fire, because I remember correctly, it as long as you keep it up, it just kind of hangs out there. Yeah. Yeah, it's 60 foot long, 20 feet high, and a foot thick. Basically, just like point which way is it pointing? Yeah. Toward them. Because there's gonna be a side that does more damage, so you have to point it that way. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 10:51

Okay, so three of those dudes need to make to make the saving through.

SPEAKER_10 10:54

So two, three, and six. Okay, so two rolls a twelve. But I don't think he passes. Yeah, you go ahead and roll it. Go and roll the five D8.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

Because he'll guarantee take some damage.

SPEAKER_10 11:06

Yeah. Uh that one doesn't make it. What's what's your spell save, DC? It's like 19, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay, none of them make it. Yeah, yeah. Roll full damage.

unknown 11:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

36.

SPEAKER_10 11:16

Excellent. Okay, so 36 total. Nice. Boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

And they're fine.

SPEAKER_10 11:25

I mean, they're still alive, they're slightly on fire. For a given value of a cool. Fire, bad. Me no like fire.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

Um, and then your wild sphere.

SPEAKER_10 11:38

Uh yeah, then then then fritter gets to go.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Is the wall opaque?

SPEAKER_10 11:43

It is, yeah, it is opaque and lasts for the duration, so you can't actually see even the guys that are like on it? I would say the guys who are on it, because it's only a foot wide. Yeah. Yeah, so like there, you can see them, but nothing past that. Alright. Well, granted, we wanted to kill them this turn anyway.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

Yeah. You know. Ideally.

SPEAKER_10 12:01

Alright, so you're just doing the little the little meatball. Yeah, so just spell attack to hit.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

Oh, that's a natural 20!

SPEAKER_10 12:09

Hey, yeah, that does hit, yeah. Oh, wait, okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:13

So so six plus that?

SPEAKER_07 12:15

Yeah.

unknown 12:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:17

What all does Fritter add? Is it just one D6?

SPEAKER_08 12:19

It's one D6 plus proficiency bonus. Okay, yeah. Plus six in this case.

SPEAKER_04 12:23

So it's 15.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Fire damage. Yeah, and actually proficiency is four. Just gets he's right there and it's kind of scary.

SPEAKER_10 12:32

Alright, so at number three there? Yep. Yes. So 15 damage? Yep. Excellent. Okay, so you fire off a spicy meatball at number three, and he is remarkably still standing.

unknown 12:42

Damn it.

SPEAKER_07 12:43

Well.

SPEAKER_10 12:44

Alright. He's taken what? 49 damage? He has taken 51 points of damage. Jesus. There's six of the fuckers. Uh so up next is Hooby.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Hoobie Gooby. Okay, I'm gonna give him I'm gonna make him give the help action to whoever goes next. It would probably be the I I am not, I do not need that. Okay, so uh okay.

SPEAKER_10 13:10

It's just true.

SPEAKER_04 13:11

Well then that gives you automatic advantage.

SPEAKER_10 13:14

Nice. That's that's not a bad call. Okay. Right. So after Hoovie, everybody else. It's Kouadaraj. Yeah. And his his his compatriots.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

It's the evil fuck you people.

SPEAKER_10 13:25

Yeah, so it's time for the new characters. It is time. What am I going to do?

SPEAKER_04 13:30

You say right there. I didn't even get to sorry. Before you monologue. I didn't even get to do any of the like emboldening bond stuff before you ran away. No. Sorry. Continue with your monologue career.

SPEAKER_10 13:42

Uh let's see. Okay. So he sees Venaria charging up on him. He tried to take a couple attacks. Didn't quite work. Who says, Charming, allow me to retort. And he will swing right back.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

Why is he kind of fun? He has personality. Like, like, why is he kind of fun? Like, is there any way that we can flip this around? Can we keep him?

SPEAKER_08 14:09

Like, hey, you're not so bad. I want to pet death knight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 14:12

Uh so yeah, he's going to heft his massive crimson blades and swing them at you. First one is going to be a 23 to hit. Yes. Okay. So that's a number of dice that I probably should have picked up already, but I'm going to do it now. That's a D4. I don't need that. I'm just getting stuff together. Here we go. Alright, so we are going to do. That's going to be 20 slashing damage. Yay! And uh 10 necrotic damage.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

Because fuck you specifically.

SPEAKER_10 14:59

Excellent. Then for swing number two. Where am I? 22 to hit. Excellent. Pacha! 18 bludgeoning damage and seven necrotic damage.

unknown 15:14

Yay!

SPEAKER_10 15:15

As as he he swings those the he he does like he does a lot of flourishing kind of spin attacks despite being how huge he is.

SPEAKER_04 15:25

He's feeling himself. He's dancing.

SPEAKER_10 15:27

He yeah, he's putting on a show. Surprisingly graceful for being really huge.

SPEAKER_08 15:33

It's only because of Heavy Armor Master that I made that I'm able to maintain concentration.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

It's just kind of fun. I wish we could keep him.

SPEAKER_10 15:41

Oh, he's gonna be done. But then his buddies all get to go. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:46

I don't think I like his buddies. I don't think his buddies are invited to function.

SPEAKER_10 15:50

Yeah, his his buddies are toxic info. His zombie legionnaires or reminisnaires get to go directly after him. They're basically all going to go at the same time, although actually they're all starting their turn in the firewall.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 16:05

So they all need to find out. Well, that's that's ending their turn. Oh, ending their turn.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

But if they're within ten feet or they try and move into the wall the first time they try to get the wall.

SPEAKER_10 16:14

So they just need to all move out of the wall.

SPEAKER_04 16:16

Yeah. Well, ten feet away from the wall.

SPEAKER_10 16:19

Ten feet away from the wall. Okay, cool. So they're all going to move. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:22

They're not exiting. They're just dogs battling on you.

SPEAKER_10 16:25

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 16:27

With my back to the water. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

They are going to all surround Venario. Don't you fucking do it.

SPEAKER_12 16:38

I'm going to start making the Constitution saving throws. Granted, I mean I just got plate armor, but they they just yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:45

I'm sorry, Venaria. I literally, I would help if I could have. You ran away before I could do anything. I rolled solo. I can't help.

SPEAKER_10 17:25

Okay, so they all have Um 15 attacks. They all have like swords and shields. So they're going to attack each with the longswords. And then they have a shield bash attack.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Multi attack. So how many are there? There are six?

SPEAKER_10 17:47

There are six of them. And each of them does two.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

Just start rolling. Rolling two at a time.

SPEAKER_10 17:52

Start the commercial break. Okay, so I'm going to roll. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna roll all six long sword attacks at one time.

unknown 18:01

Roll bad, roll bad, roll bad.

SPEAKER_10 18:04

Bloom. One of those is a nat 20. Uh see, okay, so that's uh nat 20. We'll just that's aside. That's a 20 to hit on another one. That hits. An 18 to hit. That hits. Uh 17 to hit. That does not hit. Okay, so you got you got three long sword attacks.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

Armor, do you have it?

SPEAKER_10 18:25

Okay, so we will deal with the two that were not crits first. Those are one eight. So that's three of these.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

I'm so sorry, I've been area. Uh I don't even know how I'm gonna get to you.

SPEAKER_10 18:44

That is seven slashing damage. Eleven slashing damage. Pardon me, I should add these up as I'm going. No, well you gotta do them each in individually, because it's minus three on each one. Yeah, that's right. Okay, so seven. Eleven.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Seven, eleven. Get us a seven. And some cigarettes.

SPEAKER_10 19:05

Oh, pardon me. One of those is the critical, so I'll just put another eight on top of that for one of those a day. Yeah. And then they all have shield bash.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

You're so mean to us. Stun, stun, stun, stun, stun.

SPEAKER_10 19:17

So, yeah, they're they're all going to shield bash you now. That's another that's three nat 20s. Jesus Christ! You are lying, bro. Are these actually doing damage or is it just lying?

SPEAKER_04 19:30

No. You're kidding. This is the second time my dice is rolled. Elizabeth, go look at that. Is he lying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_10 19:39

Three nat 20s, and then there's a 22 to hit, and then a 17 does not? Yes. These are all just D4.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

I believe in you, Venaria. You've got a ton of hit points, right?

SPEAKER_10 19:48

Um, less so now. This is almost 50 before we roll these.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

What's your what's your base?

SPEAKER_10 19:55

Uh 120. Fuck. Okay, so these are gonna be the crits.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

This is why he makes us uh use like max HP. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 20:05

Yeah. Yep. Um, so that's going to be 10 damage, bludgeoning damage on one of them, nine bludgeoning damage on another one, eight bludgeoning damage on another one, and then four.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

They're just piling on you.

SPEAKER_10 20:19

Yeah, you they basically just like gang rush you. Cool.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

We're having so much fun. We love this game.

SPEAKER_10 20:30

And then.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

Oh wait, are those What? Is that are you finally done?

SPEAKER_10 20:35

Yes, I'm finally done.

SPEAKER_04 20:36

Take your damage.

SPEAKER_10 20:39

Okay, oh yeah, so three of them take their Yeah. Do they re-roll that or do they just take the damage?

SPEAKER_00 20:47

I think they just take the damage. Yep, they just take it.

SPEAKER_10 20:49

Reroll the 5d8.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

Alright, Shineva rolled 28.

SPEAKER_10 20:53

Okay, three and six are down. How much damage was it again? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

Uh 28. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

That was beautiful though. That wall of fire is putting in work.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

Like, it's good because that was my last spell slot for uh better work there. Four and five. Oh wow. Level spells. So I'm gonna be over channeling later, I think.

SPEAKER_10 21:15

I was gonna say, yeah, she was the only one casting spells while we were doing siege stuff.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

I cast some.

SPEAKER_10 21:19

Excellent. So that is the end of their turn. Now we come to Delos. You can move up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

I gotta count now.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

Give me one second. Okay, I'm within 30 feet of everyone. I'd like to cast an old name. Alright.

SPEAKER_08 21:36

And the D4.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

Daelos is like sitting crisscross applesauce. No, I'm literally 30 feet from everyone. You're like in no man's land, like nobody move.

SPEAKER_08 21:47

Or get closer to me for the love of my various DT.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

Uh I'm casting spiritual weapon.

SPEAKER_08 21:51

Excellent.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

And then that will attack which is Yeah. So it's a melee spell attack.

SPEAKER_12 21:59

What's it look like when you summon it?

SPEAKER_04 22:01

Um, the last time we did it, it is this really ornate rose gold sword with flower motifs as a sword of uh Natanya.

SPEAKER_10 22:11

Yes. Love it.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

Um, and that's with my spell attack. Yep. Non-natural 20, dirty 20. Yes. It doesn't hit though.

SPEAKER_10 22:20

But he he will parry it and it doesn't hit. Yeah. Does it use his reaction to parry? Yes, and it's been his turn since he last used it.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

Yeah. But that means we got it. Out of the way. Um that you guys have a full round.

SPEAKER_10 22:34

I was gonna say we're still we're at the end of round one. It like looks over at it and Charles, like, what's an interesting contrivance? And he bats it away.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Well, but it's there now. I'm gonna make this.

SPEAKER_10 22:46

I was supposed to be he was supposed to be like all quiet and intimidating, but he's just like kind of a jolly warrior type now for some reason.

SPEAKER_04 22:51

It's like fighting, it's like fighting evil fucked up Santa in a way. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 22:57

Excellente. So we are back up to the top. Yes, sir. Bat the end of your turn. Cool Daraj.

SPEAKER_07 23:04

Oh no.

SPEAKER_10 23:05

Fucking moves.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

So it's my it's my turn, but it's actually his turn.

SPEAKER_10 23:10

Well, okay. He's moving out of my melee range. Yeah, and he doesn't provoke opportunity attacks. Of course. But he can only move half his speed.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

That would be too easy.

SPEAKER_12 23:20

Doing like a Kansas City shuffle over to the side.

SPEAKER_10 23:23

So, yeah, he just kind of like shuffles to the side a little bit. He's like just barely out of my melee range. Oh, thanks.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Um, yes, that was that.

SPEAKER_10 23:32

That was Delos.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Now it is legendary action, and then it was It is me, and since Hooney is giving me the health action, I don't need to use my bonus action for steady aim, so then it's a 19. Plus two. So it's 21. Yes. That's it. Oh, thank god. Get rid of the parry.

SPEAKER_12 23:49

That's where we're literally parrying this, you filthy catch.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

Okay, so now I would like to use my favorite foe, so I'm gonna get to add an additional d4 to all of the other. I'm using the cat uh the the knot rifle again. So it will be all of this 31 points of magic damage.

SPEAKER_09 24:14

Excellent.

unknown 24:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

Beautiful, beautiful.

SPEAKER_10 24:19

He takes that. Well done.

SPEAKER_07 24:24

That's all I got for you.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

No flamboyance. No dancery.

SPEAKER_10 24:31

No, he he he like takes it in the shoulder and does like a little spin. My, what a good shot.

SPEAKER_04 24:38

Makes me nervous because he acts like he has like just health to like to lose. He has he's like, I've got health to I'm scared. Oh. HP 400.

SPEAKER_10 24:49

Um, alright, that was Lunette. Now it is Venaria.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and use my bonus action to shift. Because I'm kind of in the midst of some shift here. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 25:00

Such a focus. Well, because I don't have a lot of room. I literally don't have any room to maneuver. That is not entering some their space or entering combat. Well, I mean, or even going around. I was gonna try to go around a wall of fire, but um I think this one on the corner has taken damage.

SPEAKER_04 25:17

That's a nice almost.

SPEAKER_12 25:19

Which one? Like to my right? Uh your left. Okay. Because it's either I go because it's either I'm gonna like hit the corner of the fire. I mean, even even then, like I have to enter the fire because I'm take because my mount takes up so much space. Yeah. So just go for the one that's on the other end there. What what number are we talking about?

SPEAKER_03 25:41

Uh two, I believe.

SPEAKER_12 25:42

Number two. Yes, number two.

SPEAKER_10 25:44

Okay. It is a 16 hit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 25:48

Yes. Okay. 10. I am gonna go ahead. I wanna save the smites for the big boy.

SPEAKER_04 25:54

I'm scared. He's just gonna bring it back up.

SPEAKER_07 25:56

Yeah, I'm not gonna spend anything. I've got divine favor, so I'm doing extra damage anyway. Okay. 12 points of damage for first attack. What kind of damage is it? Um piercing and two radiant. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 26:11

Second attack, same dude.

SPEAKER_12 26:14

Okay, that is a dirty 20 just from the dice.

SPEAKER_09 26:17

Ah, that does hit, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Yay!

SPEAKER_12 26:24

And then that is another 12 piercing and uh another two radiant. Two goes down.

SPEAKER_10 26:33

Okay, so is that does that clear enough space for my horse to get through on that side with the rubble there? I mean, yeah, you you can still go, it's just you would need to move two spaces to get through that. Okay. Okay, yeah, I haven't used any movement, so just gonna Okay, so you end up with uh three opportunity attacks.

SPEAKER_12 26:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

Hey, it's better than Gangbutt.

SPEAKER_10 26:54

Well, it's better than having the wall of fire at the back. That's that's actually the and being surrounded. Yes. So that's a nat 20. And that's a 19 hits. Okay, and then one that just doesn't hit. Okay. So you want my dice back? I'll take that one off your hands. Uh so that's gonna be heavy as the hand that holds the good dice.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

I'm offering to take that from you. I can carry that burden for you.

SPEAKER_10 27:21

Uh 18 slashing damage. Okay. And then the one that is not a critical. Five slashing damage. But there you go. So, yeah, you you have you have gotten out of the huddle of zombies wailing on you. And I'm not dead yet. Yes. Next turn I'm healing if I'm alive. Excellent. Alright, so yes, that will bring us to Genova.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

I'm going to uh cast ice knife at zombie four. Excellent. Okay. So 23 on Zombie 5. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 27:59

That does it.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Okay. And that would be 4.

SPEAKER_10 28:02

And then they gotta make deck saves. Yeah. No, plus zero. Okay, so a nat 20.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 28:07

A 17 and a 15.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

19. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 28:11

One of them made it and it was it was five there on the far end. And then the other two did not make it.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

Yeah. Seven. Excellent.

SPEAKER_10 28:19

So, yes, now you've got um Fritter.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Alright, Fritter is going to hurl one of his uh his flame seeds.

SPEAKER_12 28:33

Which one is taking the most damage out of the three?

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Uh the middle one? Five. Okay. Oh, five.

SPEAKER_10 28:42

Oh, five of the one that saved earlier. Irony. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

That's eight.

SPEAKER_11 28:52

So you got nineteen? Yeah, that does it.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Um so Fritter uh he sprouts his little fire wings and he gets his seed ready and he bops it right towards freaking uh zombie five. And he hits him for ten damage.

SPEAKER_11 29:13

Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:14

Yeah, so cool. That was Spritter, so next is Hoob.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

I will take yourself action again. Go hoob. I'm gonna take his health action again.

SPEAKER_10 29:23

Cool, so you just hang on to Hooby over there. That brings it back to cool down. So he is just kind of off over there by himself because everybody ran away from him for some reason.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

I ran towards him, I'll have you now.

SPEAKER_10 29:38

Where did my foes go? I ran away from the gang up, which we're now trying to clear out. Uh so he is going to do things.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

He walked straight through the wall of fire, because that would be the cool thing.

SPEAKER_10 29:51

Yes, just flip off everybody.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

He pushes all of his zombie soldiers with him. Because everyone needs to be cool, it's peer pressure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 30:01

What he is going to do is he's going to move. Oh dear.

SPEAKER_11 30:05

Oh dear.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Uh oh. Okay. Oh dear. Oh no. Wait a second. I thought it was coming for me. Oh, he should be.

SPEAKER_10 30:10

He is going to move over yonder. And then he is going to take take his swords and kind of shove them down into the ground. Raise the line! And three more zombies will show up.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

Do not the line. We just killed them. They're dead.

SPEAKER_10 30:29

A couple of them were like just on the ground and they just stand up, but like a one of them claws up out of the ground. Of course.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

Yay. Lunette is just like, I fucking hate zombies. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 30:40

That will be his turn. And then the zombies go after him. Okay, so firewall. Can they just walk through it? Yes, they can, but it will take damage. It will take damage the second they touch it.

SPEAKER_04 30:52

Absolutely can. Whenever they enter, or with if they're within 10 feet of the damaging side.

SPEAKER_10 30:57

They gotta go around.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Or they can go through it. Come on, just go through it.

SPEAKER_10 31:01

They're zombies. I don't know better. They revenants a little bit better.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

It'd be really cool if they went straight through it.

SPEAKER_10 31:08

They're gonna walk and then it'd be so cool if they went through.

SPEAKER_04 31:11

No balls, no titties, walk through. Hitting all my bases.

SPEAKER_10 31:16

So they're gonna move around the corner there, and then they're going to use. Yeah, they're just going to move another ten feet.

SPEAKER_04 31:26

They do a little dance in the opposite direction. No go way. No go way. No go way. No.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

You're too far away from my spiritual weapon. Please, can you move closer?

SPEAKER_04 31:35

No go way.

SPEAKER_08 31:36

The good news is your spiritual weapon can just go through the firewall.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 31:39

So those three are just making their way around. And then the three that are over here. Oh no. We're going to have two of them attack Genova and then one of them attack Dalos.

SPEAKER_12 31:52

Okay, so how about you and I both use our reactions to use emboldening bonds? Well, okay, there's gonna be there's multiple attacks coming out of it.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

But like once you swap spots, if it was on the first one, then uh they essentially are hitting the spot where she was, which is actually Well, let's let's do rolls here.

SPEAKER_10 32:10

Yeah, let's see if it's actually gonna hit the bottom. So two of them are going to swing with their long swords. I kind of don't think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Yeah, one creature under an olding bond about to take damage, another one.

SPEAKER_10 32:22

One of the C 16 to hit. With your AC.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Uh it'll be on your front page.

SPEAKER_10 32:28

Yeah. So that would make your 15. Yeah. Okay. AC is 15. So that's what I'm saying. So that's one of those hits. 11 slashing damage.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 32:39

There we go. And then they're gonna shield bash. One of those hit. Uh, but that's just going to be six bludgeoning damage, so then you'll you'll make a second constitution saving throw at 13.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

Okay, seven.

SPEAKER_10 32:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

That means wall of fire goes down.

SPEAKER_10 32:55

Yep. Then that's one attack on Dalos after that.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 33:00

And that's gonna be a 14 to hit. That misses. Alright, cool. So they're all done. Yay!

SPEAKER_04 33:07

Woo! Alright. Alright.

SPEAKER_10 33:10

So that brings us to Dalos.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

Um I am going to use my bonus action to move this. It does nothing. Um, thank you moved away from the mic.

SPEAKER_10 33:22

You you'd use your bonus action to what?

SPEAKER_04 33:24

I I'm moving my spiritual weapon 20 feet. Uh it is still 20 feet away from everyone. He's catching up. Leave him be. It's very ornate. Just swinging around. And then I will cast Spirit Guardians. Okay. Uh, which is a wisdom saving throw for how what's the sorry. Finding the range real quick. A 15-foot radius. So uh zombies and bitch.

SPEAKER_10 33:52

Uh zombies and bitch, we said. So that was Dalos' turn. So you you cast you you you summon the what is the this is the little origin drone guys?

SPEAKER_04 34:03

Yeah, the little little fairy origin drum drones are suddenly flitting around like a swarm of bees. Angry bees.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

What is this?

SPEAKER_10 34:14

What is this nonsense? That was Dalos. That brings us back around to Lunette.

SPEAKER_04 34:19

Hooney is still next to me, so he I took his help action. Yep.

unknown 34:23

Nope.

SPEAKER_12 34:23

So you can move if you want to, since you're not having to steady aim.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

I don't know. I think I kinda want to stay away from everything. I think you can move further away. Even further. I was like, I don't know. It's kind of fucked up over there. I think I'm good. Can I get back to like the wall? I kind of want to go to where Fritter's at. He seems to know what's up. Yeah. Fritter's chillin' over there. Fritter's the furthest away from the freight. You just put me over there. He's over there just. Me and Huny just like five. Methinks. No.

SPEAKER_10 34:49

He found a nice rock that he's just playing with.

SPEAKER_04 34:51

He's chillin'.

SPEAKER_10 34:52

This could be my new favorite rock.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

24. It's 24 to hit. Who? Who are you hitting? Uh Kuota. Yeah, Kuo. I'm hitting Kuo again.

SPEAKER_10 35:01

24 to hit, yes, that does it.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Yippie.

SPEAKER_10 35:03

Schneckerduck.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

I didn't get to watch the city. Oh yeah. Same setup as always. Is it a little bit boring? Maybe. Does it work?

SPEAKER_08 35:11

I was gonna say you're taking chunks out, I would hope.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

Nice. Oh, those are good rolls. So good. That is really good. 19.

SPEAKER_11 35:20

So 19 damage on Tarage.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

See, I've got your guys' back from over here. From right here.

SPEAKER_10 35:29

Excellent. At the end of Lunette's turn.

SPEAKER_04 35:34

Does he look like he's even like taken any hits at all?

SPEAKER_10 35:37

He's taken some.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Well no, is he just like got like a bloody nose? He got like a fucked up a little bit or.

SPEAKER_10 35:43

What what yeah, like he he has just spears that are just sticking out of him. Oh, so he's he's just fine. He's yeah, he's not really worried about it. He's gonna move. Let me move him.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

No.

SPEAKER_10 36:00

Yeah. Okay, so yes, he he just kind of scoots around the cluster there. Uh that will bring it to Venolia. I have a question.

SPEAKER_12 36:07

Uh when we were up on the wall, there were like other people also firing and sh then throwing spells and stuff. Are they holding position in the midst of this?

SPEAKER_10 36:17

No, they are conveniently messing with other stuff right now. Shit.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

They're dealing with the rest of the army that's currently in disarray but is still there.

SPEAKER_10 36:24

Yeah. There is actually, yeah, other other zombie you know stops still moving around, so. They they're like, oh, the hero's got it.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

They're keeping them from being on top of us. Yeah. They're not helping.

SPEAKER_10 36:36

Yeah. It's like the ring that forms around the fight at school, and they're like keeping like other people from jumping in.

SPEAKER_12 36:42

Okay. Um, I'm guessing since there's less risk of being mobbed right now.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

I think they're going to mob very soon.

SPEAKER_06 36:51

I wasn't going over there. Do you feel safe over there?

SPEAKER_04 36:56

Talking to Venaria. Yes.

SPEAKER_12 36:59

All the way over there. Let's try this again. He's got the halberd down.

SPEAKER_04 37:04

Oh, I'm scared, guys. We need to move away from him. Skirt. What's happening? Uh, sorry. I just that the last time, whenever you were alone, it was, oh yeah, I attack you. No one else is here, so I can't do that. Um, I'm scared about what that is.

SPEAKER_07 37:22

Okay, well, I didn't use my full movement, so I'm gonna go ahead and take my two attacks on it.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

Yeah, no, you're good.

SPEAKER_12 37:29

Uh dirty 20. Uh, Perry. Okay, is that just any melee attack or is that within five feet of hitting?

SPEAKER_07 37:37

Yes. Okay. Also a miss.

SPEAKER_10 37:41

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Damn.

SPEAKER_10 37:44

Now he's gonna take an opportunity attack on you. That is 19 to hit.

SPEAKER_08 37:50

That hits. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10 37:53

That's gonna be 19 slashing. And nine necrotic. Smack!

SPEAKER_04 37:59

How are you looking for? On your next time, I can take stuff from you.

SPEAKER_07 38:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 38:05

Um, I actually do have a bonus action. Um, I'm gonna since I've got a fighter level, I'm gonna go ahead and use second wind. Get nine back.

SPEAKER_10 38:14

Alright, that was Venaria. That brings us to Jenova. Hmm. What shall Jenova do? Y'all are in a dire straight.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 38:27

Considering things looking tough.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

Using Thunderwave to blast them back for me, but Thunderstruck! Ow!

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Personal space and uh social distancing.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

Except Delos is right there.

SPEAKER_10 38:42

Dalos just like falls over, like ah. Sparking.

SPEAKER_04 38:46

Ow.

SPEAKER_10 38:47

My whole person.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

But I really want to.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

But you can. You can do that. I can I can take that if you if you need.

SPEAKER_10 38:55

That sounds like a thumbs up from Delos.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

If if that's what you want to do, I think that it's relatively effective considering how surrounded we are. I'm really tempted to over channel.

SPEAKER_12 39:04

Um, the friendly cleric.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

Oh, well, no, no, this is this is a beam. I would move. An over-channel thunderclap.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

It's just it's a nails goes flying. He does the disassemble, reassemble in the air. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

No, I was gonna over channel something else, but um I'll save that. I'll I'll do the thunder wave and wave! What's the safe on that?

SPEAKER_10 39:39

That's a constitution. Okay, so do your do your your thunder wave bit.

SPEAKER_04 39:42

That will also hit uh kuo as well. It will. It will hit him as well.

SPEAKER_11 39:51

His name ends in ZJ. Zuzzj. You got the zhuzh.

SPEAKER_04 39:56

The zhuz. I without with adding yours and my emboldening bond, I'm done, and I have a plus eight. So I would have rolled a 29 to save on that constitution saving though.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

Methinks you're fine. I think that that's my like main thing. I think you took that so well, like a champion.

SPEAKER_00 40:15

Rolling for damage. There 13 damage.

SPEAKER_10 40:19

13 damage. Okay, so uh the two So the one in front of Dalos and the one in front of you, they both rolled 19 on the die.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

Ooh.

SPEAKER_10 40:31

Uh so they save. But the one to Genova's right uh did not save, so they get pushed back 10 feet. Each of them takes six in the ones in front of you, yeah, takes six.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

And then the other one dies.

SPEAKER_10 40:44

And then the other one, what what is the one that got pushed?

SPEAKER_04 40:46

What's 13, uh six?

SPEAKER_10 40:48

So none of them die. What about quo? Uh cool drige.

SPEAKER_00 40:53

Am I able to move?

SPEAKER_10 40:54

Yes. You absolutely can. He did not save. Oh!

SPEAKER_04 41:01

He takes 13 damage and he gets pushed to feedback!

SPEAKER_10 41:04

He like he like does that like no theater thing where he like hops on one foot. Well, that's great.

SPEAKER_08 41:17

Uh you move 30 feet, but they're gonna swing on you. Okay, so yeah, they're gonna swing.

SPEAKER_04 41:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 41:24

One of them misses, one of them does hit. So that's going to be I can take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nine damage. Nine sleesy.

SPEAKER_04 41:34

Wow, most of my damage has been inflicted by friendlies.

SPEAKER_10 41:39

Okay, so Dodaj is.

SPEAKER_04 41:41

I also took cons my concentration check for uh Thunder Wave.

SPEAKER_09 41:45

Excellent.

SPEAKER_11 41:45

He is he is positioned himself nicely so that he can get everybody with his particular ability. He's just gonna move up a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 41:54

Wait, if he's within 15 feet of me, he has to make it wisdom. No, just go within 15 feet of me. Come on, just move forward. Don't be a pussy ass.

SPEAKER_05 42:01

Over here.

SPEAKER_04 42:04

Strong words from the cleric.

SPEAKER_05 42:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 42:06

Yeah. So now I'm within 30 feet of everybody.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Yeah. He didn't even hear that. It's fine. Oh, I didn't have my headphones on.

SPEAKER_10 42:15

I couldn't hear any of that. Just cut that. Just cut that.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

Just cut that.

SPEAKER_09 42:19

I don't know what you said.

SPEAKER_10 42:20

Nothing.

SPEAKER_04 42:21

We'll hear it in post. It's fine. So. No, I was saying it loud enough, he totally heard it.

SPEAKER_10 42:28

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Can at least all of them make saves.

SPEAKER_10 42:32

So he is going to. Uh he is he's going to stand there, put both swords down into the ground, and let out a mighty roar. Everyone make a wisdom saving grow.

SPEAKER_04 42:47

Uh, that's a six. Yeah, no. No, I didn't think so. No.

SPEAKER_07 42:54

Dirty 20?

unknown 42:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

No. Rigged eight.

SPEAKER_10 43:02

Okay, so everybody but Venaria. Oh, wait, roll for for Hoob and and Frit Fritter? Yep. Yeah, go ahead and roll for Fritter.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

Hooney! Got a four. Jesus. He also rolled an eight.

SPEAKER_10 43:16

Okay, so everyone but Venaria is now frightened for a minute. Oh. Damn it! Okay. You're repeat saves at the end of your turn. But yes, you are now frightened. Okay. Your disability on ability checks and attack rolls while the source of your fear is within line of sight. Uh, and you cannot willingly move closer to the source of your.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

So since I'm not facing it, does that mean that it's not within line of sight?

SPEAKER_09 43:42

Don't quite think it works that way. No.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Hear me out. Hear me out. I lift the caster thing. I put the shield in front of him. Don't look at it, he's not there. I do not see. I cover my eyes, I do not see.

SPEAKER_10 43:55

Yeah. But yeah, so ever everybody but Venaria is now forten. Poor little Hoob and Fritter puddle together in a little little concerned mammal pile.

SPEAKER_04 44:04

A little cuddle puddle.

SPEAKER_00 44:05

A little like us. Oh no, he big and scurry.

SPEAKER_10 44:13

That was his wait, does he have a bonus thing? I'm pretty sure he has a bonus thing. Actually, I I checked it.

SPEAKER_09 44:21

I showed it just recently and he did not. I I think he might I don't think it did. No, it didn't. No.

SPEAKER_10 44:27

That'll be that'll be his turn, and then his little

SPEAKER_04 44:30

Two and three need to make a wisdom saving throw.

SPEAKER_10 44:34

Uh that's a 13 and a four.

SPEAKER_04 44:38

Both of those failed. You take thirteen wisdom or radiant damage. Wisdom.

SPEAKER_06 44:44

Oh my brain.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

You take medication for wisdom damage.

SPEAKER_10 44:50

I go to therapy for my wisdom damage. Which one? It was two and three? Two and three. They take how much? Thirteen.

SPEAKER_06 45:00

Get away from us small drone things. Yarr!

SPEAKER_10 45:07

Yar? YAR! I don't What are they? Are they pirates? I was gonna say about the legionnaires. Ave, Trutakaiza. They were they were they were cosplaying. They're cosplaying his they're soldiers who were cosplaying his pirates. When they died, they were rehearsing for the challenge. Exactly, yeah. I'm just stuck that way now. Anyway. So, yeah, um, after that, I guess, let's see. We're gonna move.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

Uh, he needs to make a wisdom saving throw. You need to make a wisdom saving throw. Come on, come at me.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Make a wisdom saving throw.

SPEAKER_04 45:43

Make four more wisdom saving throws.

SPEAKER_10 45:47

Okay. Roll the damage again. Yeah, so yeah, they're they're they're trying to just tank it. So I need to make four more of these. Yeah. Alright, so. That's a nat 20 and a natural one.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Okay, one of them six.

SPEAKER_10 46:00

One of them is just like fuck. Nah. What? He like catches one in mid-air and just throws it. Okay, and then a four and a sixteen.

SPEAKER_04 46:13

So four and one take four damage.

SPEAKER_10 46:15

Four and one take four damage.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

And then the other two that are not four, one, two, or three. So five and six both take eight damage.

SPEAKER_10 46:25

Let's see. Five goes down.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

We took the long way to that one.

SPEAKER_10 46:29

Oh wait, hold on. What kind of damage is it?

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Radiant.

SPEAKER_10 46:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:33

No.

SPEAKER_10 46:34

Nope, he goes down to one hit point.

unknown 46:36

Fuck.

SPEAKER_08 46:36

Freaking zombies.

SPEAKER_10 46:37

And what was the other one? Six.

SPEAKER_11 46:40

It was ten damage. Eight. Eight damage. Okay. Nope, that's not where his hit point is.

SPEAKER_04 46:46

Destroyed forever. And he dies and he stays down and he's dead.

SPEAKER_12 46:52

He's devoured by the tiny drone.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

This is why I should have I should have raged. Look at how much damage I would avoid if I had raged.

SPEAKER_10 46:59

Yeah, it's like one of them, like you send the drone through and he looks like he's about to fall over, but then he looks down and he's like, oh yeah, I'm a zombie. He just doesn't he like stands back up. Excellent. Okay, cool. So now you have five attacks coming your way. Mr. Dalos.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Dalos.

SPEAKER_09 47:21

Dalos. Zombies coming.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

I'm doing my concentration. I'm assuming at least one's going to hit.

SPEAKER_09 47:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 47:32

Uh maybe not, actually. Um what's your AC? 17. 17. Okay. Yeah. Actually, maybe not. Really bad. They still got their shield attacks. Uh so that's plus five. Okay, so uh two hits.

SPEAKER_04 47:47

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 47:48

So two hits.

SPEAKER_04 47:49

How much damage do each of them do?

SPEAKER_10 47:51

They're gonna be six damage flashing. And eight slapping damage. So fourteen total.

SPEAKER_04 48:01

Only I got to keep that. Um I succeed on both of my checks because I would have rolled a 19 or higher on both of those, which is fine. And you said 14 total?

SPEAKER_10 48:09

Yes. Okay. And yeah, now the shield bash.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Yay.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

So glad I didn't take damage up to while.

SPEAKER_10 48:18

Two hits.

SPEAKER_04 48:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 48:20

There we go. And I need you to make two strength saving throws.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

Uh, do you want I was rolling concent or concentration. Do you want me to do that first?

SPEAKER_10 48:30

Do the concentration.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

Okay. Uh that's how much damage do they do?

SPEAKER_10 48:35

Uh six and five.

SPEAKER_04 48:39

Uh, you said six and five? I would just make it. I have a 13 and a 13.

SPEAKER_10 48:44

Excellent. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

And these are with disadvantage. I have been rolling these all the time.

SPEAKER_10 48:48

Jeez. Okay, yeah, but then make a couple of uh strength same growth.

SPEAKER_04 48:52

Strengths. That's a nine twenty. And a nineteen!

SPEAKER_12 48:58

Okay, yeah. I was gonna say you'd still be adding your crew.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

Okay, and then I'd be adding seven plus three. So twenty-nine. Yes. Disadvantage.

SPEAKER_10 49:07

There you go. Okay, yeah. No, you are not pushed back then.

SPEAKER_04 49:11

Uh and then the second one would be a seventeen to save.

SPEAKER_10 49:15

Uh yeah, no, you're good.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Okay. That was I rolled a 19 and then I rolled a seven on the second one.

SPEAKER_10 49:21

So yeah, they they wail on you.

SPEAKER_04 49:22

Proficiencies, guys. I finally got to use my proficiencies. How much damage did they do? You said five and six? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 49:29

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

Sorry, I didn't surprise.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

No, you're fine.

SPEAKER_10 49:32

Stupidly celebrating the stupid. That was a really good turn. Yeah, because they like all start wailing on you, and you actually did not take that many hits, considering like they they you had five guys wailing at you.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

I think I took 25 hit points. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 49:45

Dalos being a badass tank over there. So that is Zombos. And yes, now it is Dalos' turn.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

So do we do Turn Undead or do I try and try to try repeat that amazing thing? Well no, I I can try and get rid of the frightened thing with Beacon of Hope, um, which will give you advantage on wisdom saving throws.

SPEAKER_10 50:10

I feel like Oh yeah, you should- Oh yeah, disadvantage on the ability. Okay, you were yeah, you were rolling. I was rolling disadvantage the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

That's why you heard so many rolls.

SPEAKER_10 50:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 50:19

You said little did you know. Oh, and I wasn't even rolling my D4.

SPEAKER_12 50:26

So really, really lucky. We'll never be rolling in. That's my only issue with with uh with not doing Turn Undead is that like they're gonna do that again.

SPEAKER_04 50:35

Yeah. Um with all of them. All of them are within Okay. We're just gonna do that. Everyone's within 30 feet because he was within 30 feet for him to do his stupid roar thing. Uh so I'll leave it. I'll do my last channel divinity. I'm gonna move this guy. Uh does a 22 hit?

SPEAKER_10 50:56

A dumb. You're really doing that to me? With a spiritual. Yeah. Alright, yes, that does.

SPEAKER_04 51:02

Uh number one will take uh you take six damage.

SPEAKER_10 51:06

Ah. You're gonna like stab him through the middle and he goes, oh.

SPEAKER_04 51:09

Yeah. Uh but uh and then I'm going to use my channel divinity. So can you have all of them make a wisdom saving throw?

SPEAKER_10 51:17

I sure can. So that's six.

SPEAKER_04 51:20

Uh these guys are revenant lords, aren't they? They have a higher than one half CR rating.

SPEAKER_07 51:27

Oh yeah.

unknown 51:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:28

So no no goofing sure. No go poof, but can maybe go run.

SPEAKER_10 51:31

No go poof, can maybe go can turn, cannot destroy.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

But you don't have to roll very high. Uh just hope.

SPEAKER_10 51:40

Okay. What what are what what is the what 15. 15. Uh the one closest to Venari is the only one that's saved. Okay. And wait, what about him? He also has to save it. Uh yeah. 24.

SPEAKER_04 52:01

Uh Silvery barbs anymore. Okay. Feels like something I should learn at this point. Okay. Uh, then that means that all of them except for number four must run from me. Including using the dash action for every turn after this. I recommend you guys do not hit those.

SPEAKER_05 52:24

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

Okay, cool. And uh it's broken by if they take damage or if um minute fast. Yeah, I mean. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 52:33

They are turnt for a minute.

SPEAKER_04 52:34

They're turnt. So for 10 rounds.

SPEAKER_09 52:36

Oh, they have advantage on that, actually.

SPEAKER_04 52:40

No, actually, I don't think they do.

SPEAKER_10 52:41

I think I don't think they do.

SPEAKER_04 52:43

They do. I think you're fibbing.

SPEAKER_10 52:45

Unfortunately, they're all within 30 feet of him.

SPEAKER_04 52:47

But they were so no, that one's not.

SPEAKER_10 52:50

Oh, pardon me. So this this one here, I'll move this D20 out.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

So you were fibbing. Wait, wait, actually.

SPEAKER_10 52:58

And and I'll dig that one. So these these four, I'll give them.

unknown 53:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 53:04

So still majority.

SPEAKER_10 53:05

Good. Still the majority, and I'm just one of them rolling at 20.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

That's fine. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_11 53:10

At the end of your turn, we've got a legendary action. Of course. Occurves. Which is the one that I shall say here momentarily.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

Once he finds the step block for the one. The one that he's looking for. Quickly the one that he is looking for.

SPEAKER_11 53:26

That's what down here, the legendary action. Yeah, it's like the Jaws theme is playing.

SPEAKER_09 53:33

I'm within ten feet of Lunette right now.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_09 53:37

I absolutely am. Go away.

SPEAKER_04 53:39

Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.

SPEAKER_10 53:42

So, uh Please do not the elf. Yeah, he's gonna swing at you. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 53:48

For legendary action?

SPEAKER_10 53:49

Yes, that's a legendary action.

SPEAKER_04 53:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 53:53

You haven't taken any damage.

SPEAKER_04 53:55

It doesn't mean I have to enjoy taking it.

SPEAKER_10 53:59

That's what everybody said.

SPEAKER_04 54:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 54:01

Uh that's uh 30 to hit. Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 54:04

You know what? I think you just get it.

SPEAKER_10 54:06

I'm still going, I'm just going.

SPEAKER_09 54:09

So that's two. Wait, wait, wait. I'm still going. That is 16 slashing damage and eleven necrotic damage.

SPEAKER_04 54:21

Oh, so 27? 27? 27?

SPEAKER_10 54:25

Yes. And he just he just kinda he just kinda leans over and whips. Whips one of his swords over and goes. Oh yo!

SPEAKER_04 54:32

It's whacks. Is that that it? You good?

SPEAKER_10 54:35

Yeah, that was the legendary account. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Now it's Lunette's turn.

SPEAKER_12 54:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

I smack him back. Hang on. You do have five right now.

SPEAKER_12 54:43

Do you wanna do you do you want to get the fuck out?

SPEAKER_04 54:46

You'd have to discon disengage or else take an opportunity to attack. Yeah. So I'm gonna scurry. Just in any direction that isn't him. Uh nice. Great. Awesome. Cool. Cool. Uh, and then I'm going to use the same formula that that I've been using. So let's see if I hit him. Okay. I mean, that's not bad. So that's 14 plus my proficiency plus my deck, so plus that's 23. You roll again because you have advantage. Yep. Because you're really gonna get it. Go for the crit. That's a 20.

SPEAKER_12 55:16

All the sneak attack and their thing.

SPEAKER_04 55:18

So uh adding up all of that together, I got 59 damage, and I am using the not gun that you gave me, so that's magical.

SPEAKER_10 55:25

Excellent. 59 damage. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 55:28

That's what you get for smacking me.

SPEAKER_10 55:31

Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_04 55:33

No, I was I was re-writing out stuff just so I can't.

SPEAKER_10 55:38

Cool.

SPEAKER_12 55:38

So that was Lunette.

SPEAKER_09 55:40

That's Benaria.

SPEAKER_12 55:42

Alright, Benaria's gonna charge in. And I rolled. First attack was. Oh, let me get that in. Um, first attack was 17 on the die, so that's 25 to hit. That'll hit. Okay. And finally get some fucking smites in here all. The second level smite, which is 3d8, and he undead, so 29 points of damage. Excellent. Uh second was a uh 20 on the die, so uh 28. Uh hits. It was all the second level spot sluts, but I'm gonna go ahead and add a distract.

SPEAKER_10 56:24

Second level sluts?

SPEAKER_04 56:26

Yep. As opposed to a first level slut. Yep.

SPEAKER_10 56:29

Do you want do you want to- is it better to be a first level slut or a second level slut? Really, it depends on the job. Yeah, it depends on your jurisdictions.

SPEAKER_12 56:36

Um since I'm since I don't know if I'm ever gonna hit again, I'm gonna go ahead and add a distracting strike on that to get another damage die. 28 points of damage. Alrighty. Oh, I get a D I get an extra D4 on each of those because I've got Divine Favor up. So one extra to get that first attack, and then an extra three. That's radiant damage. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 57:03

And since I'm here, and this is probably not gonna happen again, I'm gonna go ahead and action surge. Oh, look at you! Alright, so action surge, third attack. 18 on the die, so 24 to hit.

SPEAKER_12 57:17

That hits. I am no being. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

I'm scared, guys. Mom purs me up, I'm scared. I feel like there's gonna be like, where's the second phase? It hasn't even started yet.

SPEAKER_12 57:28

29 points of damage, third attack.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

Again. Again! One more.

SPEAKER_01 57:34

Again. Okay. Another one.

SPEAKER_12 57:36

21 on the die. No, that hits.

SPEAKER_07 57:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:39

I'm scared of you. Why are you smiling so much? Please stop. Nothing. He's so happy. He's happy we're succeeding. Yeah. It's bad news, Bears. It's not good. It's not good. It's like, it feels bad. It makes my stomach hurt. 18.

SPEAKER_12 57:56

It's 22. I'm gonna go ahead and add my strike of the giants to get an extra D10. Oh god. 27. All of it's gonna be reset.

SPEAKER_04 58:04

Reconsider. Is all of it gonna be reset? Is that what's happening? Why are you over there smiling? You're so happy, and that's scary. I'm trying to do mouth. And our fear is just 29, 28, 29, 27.

SPEAKER_08 58:18

Okay, cool. So you do all that. Um still have my bonus action. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 58:24

I'm impressed. You're like, I finally got in this shit. I'm gonna throw up.

SPEAKER_12 58:29

Just debating what I want to do with the bonus action. I am gonna go ahead and uh use the rest of my movement to back the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 58:34

Oh, okay. You're using your opportun your opportunity.

SPEAKER_09 58:37

Alright, we'll take a swing at you.

SPEAKER_04 58:40

Would I teleport to where Venaria would have taken the damage?

SPEAKER_09 58:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:45

Okay. I I I'm gonna see how much damage you're taking.

SPEAKER_12 58:51

Uh make an informed decision. Yeah. What do you roll?

SPEAKER_10 58:55

So.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

And it has to hit first. Yeah, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_10 58:58

Yeah, that's why I like trying. Um it's 28 to hit it. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 59:03

I think I just really hits using Courtney's material. Jesus.

SPEAKER_11 59:10

Uh that is God every time.

SPEAKER_10 59:17

That's 18 slashing damage and 10 necrotic damage. Okay, 28 points of damage.

SPEAKER_01 59:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_10 59:23

After you do all that. Oh fuck. Cutscene. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 59:26

Dun dun!

SPEAKER_10 59:28

So you you you you wailed on him. I omnislash. Yeah, you just unfucking loaded on him and he and he took every moment of that just and then and then he stops and he's kind of hunched over. And he reaches inside underneath his armor and he pulls out this lump of what looks like gray flesh.

SPEAKER_04 59:53

Ew, no. Oh return to center.

SPEAKER_06 59:55

He says the shadow man told me I just had to be willing.

SPEAKER_04 59:58

No. Oh, it's Kinechromera time.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:01

Guys, we don't have I'm So he will consume the flesh, and at first nothing happens. But then his eyes glow a bright red, and his body begins to radiate sowl in great crimson waves. His body twists and his buns snap, and the corpses around him start being drawn into his mass. The red energy gathers in his blades, and they begin to glow brightly like two suns born at his command. And then he'll bring the blades up above him. Oh and bring them slamming down into the ground. And for a moment you remember. The caverns under Haven Watch are right below you. Oh no, oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:49

Son of a fuck.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:51

So first we'll deal the damage.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:54

Oh no. To the ground?

SPEAKER_10 1:00:59

Everyone in 30 feet, which is everyone. Going down.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:04

I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:07

Okay. So the damage.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:11

I think my last spell slot is gonna go to cure weapons.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:13

Just for somebody. 33 fire damage. Shit. Six, eight, eleven, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-two. Thirty-two necrotic damage. As the ground erupts in red energy. And the ground underneath you crumbles and caves in. Okay, so we have taverns below crumble.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:40

So we take that damage and then fall. Yes. Okay, I'm unconscious.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:44

I am too. The tanks are down. They're awake. They're awake though. Oh, phenomenal! I was so worried. Yeah, that didn't. You did 65 damage. I had 64 hit points.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:55

You did 65 damage, I had 33 hit points.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

Yeah, I knew that you were done. That's why I I went to take that one.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:01

Okay, my question is on the for the mounted. Like, does she just disp does Penelope just dispel from this?

SPEAKER_10 1:02:06

Yeah, Penelope just poof turns into a fine mist. Uh but yes, the ground explodes and and you fall. Not at all. As the caverns underneath Haven Watch crumble and you watch the curtain wall fall next to you. Oh shit. So uh just as a tally, Dalos is unconscious, Venaria is unconscious.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

By one hit point by 20 something.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:35

By by some. So you all fall like 20, 30 feet. So you're going to take damage from that. We're just not gonna bother rolling. Just roll a d20 for death save.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:54

Nope.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:55

55.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:57

Me too!

SPEAKER_07 1:02:59

So, okay, I actually have a question mechanically. The fire damage put me out. The necrotic damage would then be one failed death save, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:09

Okay, so I'm at two failed death saves. And unfortunately, there's nobody around to stop it as the cutscene continues. Jenova, you took 65 damage. How are you doing? Are you still up?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:28

Okay, Venaria. You had the other share band of shared breath, didn't you? Yes. You automatically stabilized. Yes. Because Jenova is still awake.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:39

So I have a death seed throw. And you're good.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:42

Dalos, however.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:44

Hey guys, remember, if I die, I'm the easiest one to revive.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:49

Well, unfortunately, Dalos doesn't have anyone to help as they are crushed under the rubble.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:56

Yay!

SPEAKER_10 1:03:57

And unfortunately, he dies. Uh Lunet, uh, are you you're still up?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:02

I have 23 hit points left. So you guys would essentially just suddenly feel the emboldening bond. Stop.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:09

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:10

Feels bad.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:11

Jenova and Lunette, you We can reasonably say you have been knocked off your feet. You, as you are recovering from the force of this blast, watch as Cool Draj is stepping towards Lunette. But before he can get to you, some winged creature erupts out of the rubble underneath Haven Watch. Something you haven't seen before. You roll perception to the two of you. With disadvantage.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

Ah, son of a bitch! Technically, you're both still frightened. Oh, that's good. Geneva rolls for the two. I got a 19. I got a 19 with disadvantage.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:00

Wow, nice. Okay. You from what you have seen of Necromera, you can only assume that that's what this is. It's some monstrosity made of flesh. Large man with wings that look to be made of arms or something. You're not quite sure. It doesn't make a lot of sense. But it descends on Kuodurage like some bird of prey. Flying and slashing at him. And and and as he's still contorting and transforming, he is actually driven away by this creature. Well, Coup de Raj flees to the east. Kind of goes back in the direction that he came howling and his body still like kind of mutating. And then the creature stops and kind of looks at the two of you and Nova. And his his eyes glow just for a moment. And then it takes off.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:08

And it heads off north.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:12

Possible random question. What color does his eyes glow? Green.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:17

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:18

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_12 1:06:20

I don't know, I'm unconscious.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:23

I don't know, I'm gonna And that is where we will end this treasure. Thank you so much for listening! If you like what you heard, please tell us with a comment, rate the show, let us know what you think or what your favorite moment or NPC was. You can follow us at the Good Good TableMost Places and at that GoodGoodpod on X. Talk about the show using the hashtag TheGoodGoodTable wherever you do your social media, and we may use your name for an NPC or location in the show. Remember to subscribe on your favorite podcasting platform and then brag about it to your friends, your coworkers, that weird uncle that did some equally weird drugs in the 70s. Word of mouth is the way these shows grow, so feel free to talk us up. A rating or review is always great as well. Our wonderful players were Jen Walkup as Genova, Elizabeth Nichols as Dalos, Court Craig as Lunette, and Brandon Rose as Venaria. I have been your DM and host, Alexander Wright. Thanks again for listening, and we will see you again next week at the Good Good Table.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:59

Hey!

SPEAKER_01 1:08:01

Hi.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:02

Oh. Let's go. God damn it.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:05

Oh let's go.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:18

Cool Daraj appeals appears appeals back on the field.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:21

He appeals back on the field.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:22

He appeals back on the field. Oh, puts it.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:24

It's very dangerous.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:26

Feel the Dowage. Oh, the happy tree friends. So let's not happy tree friends.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:33

None of them are happy. I am not happy. So they are not happy. Not allowed to be happy. Fuck your stupid tree friends.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:43

I'm like reading rules when I hear this.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:45

Fuck your stupid tree friends. What?